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What up I'm rex I'm 26 and I never fucking learned how to read | He/They | Nerd

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[dirt-mann]

"without modifying" how dare you insult the hard work of our landlords

[tremendouspandafest]

It is once again time I return to this hellsite for like a week and then promptly forget about it for 6 months

Huzzah

[nulltwink]

omg hii !!! hi you're home!!! (jerks you off to completion)

[swimminglovernut]

Meh

[nulltwink]

(puts the cum back in you) get out .

[redstonedust]

I've always disliked mr beast just based on his content mill vaguely exploitative vibes so it's been kind of wild learning he also does legitimate crimes and workplace violations. it's like disliking an acquaintance because they're kinda annoying and then finding out they kill people too like damn dude you didn't have to do all that i already hated your ass.

[oleander-teacup]

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

[etchif]

Hey guys. You still should not use ChatGPT even if it only generated correct and high quality answers. The reason you shouldn't use it isn't 'it sucks at what it does' even if that is often true, it misses the point. The reason is that it's trained on stolen writing (which has always been public knowledge) and wastes unimaginable amounts of energy (also very public knowledge at this point).

The idea that you shouldn't use it solely because it gives bullshit answers only leads to people finding things it is actually good at and thinking that means it's totally okay to use it for that. I don't care about how much you don't want to write a cv yourself and how good chatGPT is at writing them. I'm sure there are things it doesn't suck at! I can totally believe you when you say it's capable of generating a decent cv in a fraction of the time it'd have taken you to write one that's half as good and took much more effort. That's not a good enough reason to use it

[thisisasundrysideblog]

top 10 anime betrayals

[caffedinotte-deactivated2018020]

not to be a nerd but it’s so crazy how he (Bernini) really did that from cold hard stone……. truly a spectacle, truly breathtaking, an honor to behold

[dontgetmadgetmaddie]

I think you should know he was 23 when he finished this and the ass gets a lot of attention but the hand on Persepina’s side/tummy is also exquisite

[assignedfaggatbirth]

before i saw the caption I knew that HAD to be bernini.

I try not to make sweeping statements but I think there’s a case to be made for bernini as the greater sculptor there’s ever been.

here’s his bust of costanza bonarelli

here’s apollo and daphne from the front, where she’s mostly human

from the back, where she’s mostly tree

and details

[bogleech]

this is the one art form I genuinely just cannot get my brain to accept as real. I’ve watched sped-up videos of it being done, read about it, seen in-progress marble statues and I still just can’t get it to sink in or stick. My mind doesn’t want to believe that any person has ever been able to start with a big block and break little bits off of it until it looks like a finely detailed person. At some point it has no recognizable shape and they still know where and how deep they should take a chip out of it that’ll still be the right decision 50,000 fucking chips later?!?

[butteredtoastcrumbs]

The Ecstasy of Saint Teresa has a hidden skylight for gold rays of actual light to shine down on their expressions and clothes and clouds.

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

literally watched him slide a candy bar into his sleeve and i literally felt like i was on top of the world. i felt like i could throw a car over my head. he walked around the store for a bit after that looking to see if we have any locally made pickles and then when he couldnt find any he was about to leave and im like ^__^ have a good night, are you going to pay for the candy bar you stole :3? and then i got to watch a grown ass pig shyly walk up to the counter to pay kinda just awkwardly laughing about it and was like "whoops forgot about it haha...." and then left without another word. this opportunity will never happen ever again. being able to tell a cop that he needs to pay for a candy bar he attempted to steal makes me feel incredibly powerful

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[belovedsheith]

I am American and I have never seen photos like this. I had no idea there are borders like this. Even though I LOVE the idea of open borders, I am staring at these pictures like “wait…people can just…walk across some stones or grass and BE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY??? and nobody stops them?? how does that WORK?!” So you can tell that my country’s propaganda has gotten to me by convincing me that this CAN’T work even though…it…obviously can. These pics just seem unreal to me. I’ve been taught my whole life that this can’t exist. In 27 years no one has ever sat me down and gone, look, here’s how it is elsewhere. It isn’t impossible at all.

[teainawineglass]

I want to add something, but I’d just be restating what they said. I.. didn’t know peace and kindness like this was possible.

[morgaine2005]

All of the above, and …

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to Belgium, apparently.

[belgiumthroughbelgianeyes]

🐓

[arkan-dreamwalker]

Some people really do forget that the United States is just 50 countries stacked inside of a trenchcoat. You guys have experienced this open border thing every time you’ve driven to another state to visit your family or attend a convention. The cultural differences between States can be staggering, and it is only the sheer unmitigated size of the USA that prevents us from casually experiencing Alabama culture one day and Massachusetts culture the next.

[valtharr]

Aren’t there border checks when crossing from one state to another? At least with some borders?

[foone]

A few and they’re only on some routes. The only one I’ve ever experienced was one where they stopped moving trucks coming into California (from Nevada) to make sure there wasn’t any fruit or animals in the back, because of ecological protection. They’re looking for invasive species.

[dr-falcon-fox-and-coyote]

I think one border that should be mentioned, but hasn’t, is the Swiss border. Switzerland is not a part of the EU. It uses its own currency, it has its own governing system. It’s different. All of the countries above are EU countries, so it is very similar to slipping from state to state.

The Swiss boarder is equally open. Many times I have taken a train from France to Switzerland and no one has blinked twice or needed to question my presence. If they do ask for ID, it’s just to make sure my name matches my train ticket - they’re not confirming if my passport is valid.

In fact, the Basel train station is “split” were 90% of the station is technically Swiss, but the platform leading to France is considered “French” and patrolled by French police.

But there are no identity or passport checks or scrutiny. It’s a smooth process from start to finish.

There are a lot of things that could be done to ensure that we have a good and civil society. But I think much of that starts with not treating every foreigner like they’re evil from the get go….

[memeuplift]

[jasonrainville]

The Bather

Tried for a twist on the classic art history trope of the bather :)

[willgrahamscock]

Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women

don't let anything stop u from being a hater king

[willgrahamscock]

take your time

[gayvampyr]

[yourtongzhihazel]

The united states is the largest exporter of genocide on the planet. Death to the USA and its imperialist walking dogs.

[pitviperofdoom]

Humans are space orcs this, humans pack-bond with anything that, what if the real reason aliens love us is because we have perfectly-shaped hands for petting.

[depsidase]

[crazy-brazilian]

[ralfmaximus]

Explosive cheese roller coaster