Hello!

I belong to many fandoms, like butter spread over too much bread.

[kylehasatumblr]

GOD FUCKING BLESS YOU INSOMNIAC HOLY SHIT 1080P FULL HD MAYMAYS

[demsassies-blog]

[upperstories]

oh my gOD HE’S WEARING THE OUTFIT??????

HOW DID I MISS THAT?!

[ask-the-sorceress]

((HE WAS HER DREAM BOY ALL ALONG

YES))

[mikerickson]

We can’t always get what we want, Orca 167.

[glumshoe]

I think LotR could have ended much differently if Frodo had just turned to Sam and said, “Hey, look, I realize you hate Gollum and don’t trust him at all, but could you please give him a chance? Genuinely be supportive of him? I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I am Projecting Heavily on him and my hope and sanity kind of hinges upon believing that he can be redeemed. I thought I was being really obvious about that but maybe not.”

[animatedamerican]

“That’s all very well to say, Mr Frodo, but you and Peter Jackson were both asleep the one time I tried to bond with him over cookery and it didn’t end too well regardless, and also my own stability is pretty heavily dependent on my fixed intention to protect you, so I don’t have a lot of cope left over for him, if you understand me.”

[danbensen]

“Christ, precious! Are WE the most psychologically stable ones on this trip?!”

[sictra]

me in the blair witch project: *trips over one of those spooky stick bundles* who left their fuckign pinterest crafts here

[parker-n-stark]

LITERALLY WHY IS JEFF GOLDBLUM AN INSTAGRAM THOT I DONTAJDLSJDLSLS

[ahhthelegend]

I love it

[psantanico-deactivated20210108]

every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

[rosewater1997]

Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping

[lesbianrey]

im starting a tech startup called ‘gaming laptops but they dont look like theyre decomissioned drones from an overfunded military black ops project’

[llorented]

Daredevil coming to fight Thanos

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peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet

tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*

concrete: *cracks*

tony, whispering: what the fuck.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-

peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes

tony:??????

[partlysmith]

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

Nintendo PR team: 

[snowflakesandangelslove]

Evolution of Steve Rogers, crispy burnt toast. 

Inspired by this hilarious post by @itsallavengers

Bonus:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

[whoneedssleepwhenyouhavecoffe]

Me whenever JK comes out with new ridiculous HC:

[artemiswasamerf]

Waiting for your friend to get into her house after dropping her off like

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

You, a peasant: Gay

Me, an intellectual: Straightn’t