GO NEW YORK GO NEW YORK GO

asher | 🫎🐕☀️🌳🎷🛤️📼🎸💿⛰️ | he/him | next gen truther + michtienseca chairman (head of the tienseca branch)

[sheltoner]

6-3 7-6(4) 6(8)-7 1-6 7-6(7)

intro post :D

- i’m asher (or just ash) - he/him 🏳️‍⚧️, 16 - technically a tennis side blog but i put everything here, i like/follow from @pickingatreality moose side blog is @alces-alc3s - jewish ✡️ - new yorker (state)

- ao3 (one thing up, tienseca vampires)

favorite players: - atp: ben shelton, learner tien - wta: coco gauff, vicky mboko i like mostly everyone although i especially love the americans and the next gen (on both tours, even tho they’re not promoted as much i love the wta next gen <3) i do rpf primarily michtienseca only people i generally don’t post are zverev and sinner i basketball post too sometimes, knicks and warriors 🔛🔝 next gen community i play saxophone! you can find sax posts under #🎷 (you’ll find equal amounts of crashing out and love in there) i try to tag anything that’s not tennis, the big ones are #basketball posting #jew posting and #tolkien recently there’s been a lot of the outsiders on here too bc i just saw the musical (literally life changing.)

if there are any tennis players or ships you need to be tagged lmk!

have fun in here

[tienvedev]

shortest one yet bc i have bigger fish 2 fry

[sheltoner]

u chose me over learner that’s like the ultimate sacrifice

a sacrifice i’m willing to make 🙂‍↕️

[lecstat]

TENNISBLR DOUBLES MATCH #7

N. BRAKEANDVOLLEY/L. TIEN

E. MICHELSENS/ A. MICHELSENS

Remaining time: 18 hours 18 minutes

@brakeandvolley / L. TIEN have won the toss but out of respect and as a good will gesture are letting @michelsens x2 choose. “RECEIVE” MICHELSENS X2 say in unison, they operate as a hive mind. N. BRAKEANDVOLLEY wants to make a statement: “my mayor muslim. my bagels jewish. knicks never die. nomytien in five.” MICHELSENS X2 want to make a statement in response: “FAULT!”. trusted sports betting site BetLSWC is predicting this to be a tight match. n.brakeandvolley interview is available here. e. michelsens interview is available here. good luck and may god bless america

ongoing matches: match #5, match #6

[channelslam]

vicky out of wimbledon :((((( fuck

[bunnybender]

12.6.2026

is max purcell free from jail (suspension) yet?

yes :)

[lecstat]

TENNISBLR DOUBLES MATCH #6

A. SABALENKA/A. SABALENKA [🐶]

K.ITSKUBRA/J. WHO LEHECKA

Remaining time: 17 hours 48 minutes

A. SABALENKA/A. SABALENKA[🐶] won the toss and have elected to serve. brief interruption as @itskubra /j. who lehecka want to take photos with A. SABALENKA [🐶]. arena dj is blasting who let the dogs out. the crowd is going wild. chair umpire is asking for one normal match. k.itskubra interview can be found here. ready, woof.

ongoing matches: #match 5

[tienvedev]

this sinister triad

[sheltoner]

jose alvarado is sponsored by a chapstick company and while i personally hate chapstick i am looking at his lips very… respectfully

[yawnwhatyadoing]

edit i did in honor of yesterdays game

[et-in-arkadia]

🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀

[yankeeblue]

The Knicks miniature backcourt had Wemby in HELL! Photographed by Luca Mesiti.

[parabolabear]

"that's called Knicks basketball."

NBA finals game 4 nyk v sas 🫶

[michelsens]

the concept of alex watching miami tienseca is still crazy to me ngl

[michelsens]

does this still exist has anyone checked

[sheltoner]

i’m a marcos giron hater first and a person second

[iva-jovic]

VICKY MBOKO & SERENA WILLIAMS during their press Conference after defeating Erin Routliffe and Nicole Melichar-Martinez.