The Mad God

[not-a-cursed-amulet]

“You’re manipulating me.” First of all, I’m encouraging you. Second of all, you look hot when you’re susceptible to my influence.

[sheogorath-official]

you are legally required to have disabilities this month

Does madness count as one or no?

[uesp]

Which Daedric Prince has the best name in your opinion?

[sheogorath-official]

I mean I would say what mine is, but you all probably already know!

[sheogorath-official]

YOU WERE THE ONE WHO HIT ME WITH THE WABBAJACK!

@eye-who-sees-all

Why yes I was the one who sent you flying with the Wabbajack.

It was fun seeing you fly away like that.

[eye-who-sees-all]

Get plushied, idiot.

Angry Mora noises.

[sheogorath-official]

HAHAHAHA!

YOU GOT TURNED INTO A PLUSHIE!

I mean I was going to do it anyways, but someone beat me to it! Well played to whoever did that.

[eye-who-sees-all]

Mora looks very grumpy at Sheogorath and at a snail pace approaches him.

[sheogorath-official]

Oh I got an idea.

He summons the Wabbajack, holding it like a golf club.

FORE!

Using the Wabbajack, he strikes the plushified Mora like a golf ball, hoping the plushified version would get sent flying.

[worldeaterofficial]

Get plushied

Hage and ratred

[eye-who-sees-all]

I see you've returned to your true form.

[worldeaterofficial]

Chat can we plushie this guy

[sheogorath-official]

That would be a funny idea to add to the Wabbajack.

Also yes it would be funny if Hermaeus got plushified.

[worldeaterofficial]

Please my awesome step parent let this happen because it would be so fucking funny

[sheogorath-official]

Someone actually beat me to it. Dunno who, but someone did.

[eye-who-sees-all]

Get plushied, idiot.

Angry Mora noises.

[sheogorath-official]

HAHAHAHA!

YOU GOT TURNED INTO A PLUSHIE!

I mean I was going to do it anyways, but someone beat me to it! Well played to whoever did that.

[worldeaterofficial]

Get plushied

Hage and ratred

[eye-who-sees-all]

I see you've returned to your true form.

[worldeaterofficial]

Chat can we plushie this guy

[sheogorath-official]

That would be a funny idea to add to the Wabbajack.

Also yes it would be funny if Hermaeus got plushified.

[sheogorath-official]

My gender is whatever's funniest at the moment.

[eggman-eggpire-offical]

Thats it! Im going to the Backrooms, see you later!

[sheogorath-official]

If I were you, I'd rather go to the Shivering Isles. It's a wonderful place, unless it's horrible, then it's a horribly wonderful place!

[sheogorath-official]

OOOOOOOoooh! Another m- I mean PERFECTLY UNRELATED TO ME Mad God to give VERY HUMAN and fleshy offerings too! Haha! Because I am human and humans do that :3 I would know!

🧀🧀🧀

🧠🥩

Behold! A welcome gift! With human things! Like the bodies of the damned! And cheese! And damned cheese!

@funnyabyssman

Splendid, and maybe toss in one of those death threats on the back of an Argonian Concubine. I like those. Oh and you know, the cheese is to die for. HAHA!

[funnyabyssman]

🧀🧀🧀

Moar :)

[sheogorath-official]

Wonderful! It's time for a celebration! Cheese for everyone!

Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. I suppose that can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true?

Ah, who am I kidding? HA! You likely love cheese too.

[sheogorath-official]

OOOOOOOoooh! Another m- I mean PERFECTLY UNRELATED TO ME Mad God to give VERY HUMAN and fleshy offerings too! Haha! Because I am human and humans do that :3 I would know!

🧀🧀🧀

🧠🥩

Behold! A welcome gift! With human things! Like the bodies of the damned! And cheese! And damned cheese!

@funnyabyssman

Splendid, and maybe toss in one of those death threats on the back of an Argonian Concubine. I like those. Oh and you know, the cheese is to die for. HAHA!

[worldeaterofficial]

Greetings! I'm sure this is not too much of a surprise. Or maybe it is! I sometimes can't tell with you dragons.

@sheogorath-official

I admit, being sought out by a daedra is not something that commonly happens to me. What is it you need?

[sheogorath-official]

Oh not much really, boredom's just struck me hard at the moment. You probably know how it is. I enjoyed my vacation in Pelagius the Mad's mind though.

[worldeaterofficial]

But of course.

You're a different Sheogorath than the one I'm used to, aren't you? How interesting. It seems the Kalpas are acting up again.

[sheogorath-official]

Probably, probably not. I would know.

[sheogorath-official]

IT'S ME!!! :O

@princeofmadnessandotherthings

There's another me! HAHA!

What have you been up to, myself?

[princeofmadnessandotherthings]

Mind games, tricks, playing hopscotch and butterscotch and other scotches, hitting Jiggle Ass with My cane... You know, the usual!

What have You been up to, Me?

[sheogorath-official]

Oh you know, really more of the same.

And that's a funny name to call him, I'll be taking that for myself to call him too. It would also be very funny if we both showed up together to terrorize him.

[worldeaterofficial]

Greetings! I'm sure this is not too much of a surprise. Or maybe it is! I sometimes can't tell with you dragons.

@sheogorath-official

I admit, being sought out by a daedra is not something that commonly happens to me. What is it you need?

[sheogorath-official]

Oh not much really, boredom's just struck me hard at the moment. You probably know how it is. I enjoyed my vacation in Pelagius the Mad's mind though.

[sheogorath-official]

IT'S ME!!! :O

@princeofmadnessandotherthings

There's another me! HAHA!

What have you been up to, myself?

[bish0ps]

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

A second Dollar General has hit the server

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Further update: Greg is trapping goblins in the Dollar General