[eyes-of-nine]

it's pride month, everyone go watch black sails right now. that's non-negiotable. you have to<3

[keivni]

[aquatransmissaest]

XIV, XV, XXI | "you and I"

[escuerzoresucitado]

[chestnutmareenergy]

Pond horsey

[horsesarecreatures]

Chip used to escape into the pine barrens and go in ponds to eat yellow pond lilies. This brings back memories.

[buffyblue]

[yesornopolls]

Any plans for the weekend?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 8

[finngualart]

getting warmed up for the zine :)

[sandersstudies]

Name as many Shakespeare plays as you can. Feel free to write them down and check your answers but not to cheat. How many can you name?

0

1

2-3

4-5

6-7

8-9

10-14

15-19

20-24

25-29

30-35

36+ (“all of them” depending on who you ask)

Voting ended onJun 7

Tell me in the comments: are you from a country that speaks predominantly English? Was any Shakespeare required in your education?

[aoya]

An experimental Flint, for @pepp-love. I've never drawn him this way, so… yeah.

[john-silvers]

BLACK SAILS Episode XXIV

[gay-lien-from-space]

Hello fanfiction community,

Just wanted to bring to your attention that the term whump was actually coined by the Stargate fandom specifically to describe making this guy suffer. He is the original Mr. Whump (no that's not his actual name). That's how torturable this guy is.

Everyone say mean things about him.

Here is a non exhaustive list of what he goes through in canon btw:

His parents get crushed to death right in front of him when he is a kid

He is forced to relive the memory of his parents death countless times

He dies and gets resurrected

His wife gets possessed

He fails to save her and she dies in his arms

He dies and gets resurrected again

He gets infected by a virus that makes him act crazy and gets put in an insane asylum

He dies and gets resurrected again

His ex gets possessed

He is exposed to a lethal dose of radiation

He dies and ascends to a higher plane, then gets kicked out of the higher plane and his memory is wiped

He gets kidnapped by a princess

He gets kidnapped by a fish alien

He gets kidnapped and tortured by some terrorists

He gets kidnapped and tortured by another alien

He is driven to insanity by an alien device

He dies and gets resurrected again

He dies and gets resurrected again

[whitefangthefightingwolf]

method of torture chosen by aforementioned terrorists? Car Battery (among other things). Also they shoot him in the leg during their escape attempt.

12 additional conscious minds downloaded into his brain

kidnapped by a big humanoid lizard monster who binds his wrists, puts him on a leash and yanks him around for at least 24 hours, also smears alien snake-worm guts all over his face and drags a big claw through his cheek to mark him for death

Stabbed through the chest with a sword, dies, gets resurrected. Again.

Sleeping Sickness

that princess who kidnaps him? Forces him to get addicted to an alien healing device, the withdrawal from which makes him crazy enough to beat a man senseless, almost kill his boyfriend best friend, then break down sobbing

addicted to a purple glowing light and the withdrawal makes him suicidal and then he goes into v-fib (dies, then comes back to life. Again.)

android girl ragdolls him into a bookshelf

His boyfriend best friend gets alien knowledge put in his brain and it almost kills him and there's nothing he can do to help. This happens twice.

alien puts a love spell on him and she rapes him (after this same race of aliens kidnapped and possessed his wife)

A space pirate ruins his dream-trip to an ancient lost city by stealing his ship, transported the whole crew off the ship but kept HIM SPECIFICALLY because he's hot, then sexually harasses and beats the everliving crap outta him

Is forced to give the order to torpedo a submarine where his boyfriend best friend is trapped with a horde of robot spiders. The spiders are going to kill his friends anyway, the torpedo would end it faster. There is nothing he can do.

The reason he was stuck on the base giving that order instead of out there fighting side by side with his lover best buddy? He got Appendicitis :(

There's still more but I have to go do my chores 😔

[bagheerita]

You forgot to mention when he gets kicked out of the higher plane they dump him in the middle of nowhere naked.

The second time this happens he's not in the middle of nowhere but he's still naked.

[zetzhao]

A series without a name, just some plotlines imagined along with the story.

[kabaks]

"And what's that going to cost me?" "Half."

BLACK SAILS | I

[paleaged]

“Suppose you loved yourself enough”

— Crows, James Giddings 

[vampy-campy]

Black Sails VIII.

[aquatransmissaest]

Hard to port, Mr. Williamson. Or whatever he said

[hsm2]

Silver & Flint | Black Sails XXII.