We Are Starmakers

Each of us gathering light             To decorate our sky with our stories

[captainsamerica]

#raymond holt master of emotion 

[georgiansuggestion]

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

[luckyartisanllama]

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

[lezcatnoir]

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

[dailyb99gifs]

[ultrafacts]

[greatnorthernofficial]

This my bebe. Bebe is bigger than me. Strong bebe

[apolloadama]

ok friends i wanted to confirm this story’s accuracy before reblogging so i googled it and yes it’s TRUE 

AND ALSO the mom cat raised the lynx baby ALONGSIDE HER KITTEN so we have all these cute pictures of the lynx cub with the kitten please look at them

^^^ FAMILY PORTRAIT

[oniongentleman]

Stop that’s fucking adorable

[acreaturecalledgreed]

I JSUT REMEMBERED THE “WHERES THE BABIES” VIDEO AND I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[acreaturecalledgreed]

[sealcontent]

i wish i could say “where’s the babies” to summon several tiny mewing blobs to climb on me

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

FURRY BLOBS, MY KRYPTONITE

[copperbadge]

I think about this video a lot, especially now that I have the Sisters of Terror. When I want to get their attention (always a 50/50 shot) I’ll call “Babies! Where’s the BABIES?” 

[teathattast]

[gothhabiba]

imagine the drama if characters from classical literature engaged in tumblr antics

[gothhabiba]

CALLOUT POST for Fitzwilliam Darcy

did not consider me handsome enough to dance with

has been the means of ruining, perhaps for ever, the happiness of a most beloved sister

reduced George Wickham to his present state of comparative poverty (I don’t have receipts on this but trust me)

is full of arrogance, conceit, and selfish disdain of the feelings of others; is ungentlemanlike in general

[gothhabiba]

EDIT: I HAVE RESCINDED ALL CALLOUTS OF MR. DARCY He is now my husband (long story)

[copperbadge]

For more pictures of womens’ ankles click here

[siriusblackfoot]

The best subplot in Order of the Phoenix tbh…

[gifaknet-deactivated20181110]

[taraljc]

I just laughed at this for 1 minute straight

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

The easiest way to wrangle cats.

[its-daisy-baby]

@megchan87 @badtz00 @lyndea-the-mage @kibi-lou

[kasper-the-ghost]

*pops out of pumpkin*

BOO! FEAR ME!

[d-structive]

No.

[kasper-the-ghost]

FEAR ME FISH!!

[d-structive]

No.

[kasper-the-ghost]

HOW DARE YOU FISH! FEAR MEEEEE!!

[d-structive]

No.

[kasper-the-ghost]

HOW! DARE! YOU! FISH!

[d-structive]

I’m daring.

[kasper-the-ghost]

No! IM SCARY! FEAR ME

[d-structive]

No.

[kasper-the-ghost]

You suck, fish!

[d-structive]

No.

[kasper-the-ghost]

FISH!

[d-structive]

[kasper-the-ghost]

HOW VERY DARE YOU FISH! FOR SHAME!

[capturetheatre]

An important question I’d ask Sondheim: but is it really a musical until bitches start twirling ?!

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

hamlet’s dad: son you need to avenge me

hamlet: oh ABSOLUTELY

hamlet for the next four and a half acts:

[fyeah-hetalia-deactivated201312]

You know what show had the biggest plot twist ever? 

I had absolutely no clue Blue was a girl

meaning my entire childhood was spent shipping two female dogs

I had a lesbian dog otp at the age of 5 omfg

[leatherh0ff-deactivated20140813]

Magenta is a boy

[ulfric-stormfront-blog]

what the fuck

[jennaypennay]

blue’s clues took assigned gender colors and told society to suck it

[enjoy-the-life-baby]

[just-french-me-up]

The fact that French students still barricade their high schools/university buildings with furniture to protest shit is the True™ les Mis legacy

[lin4lin-ham4ham-deactivated2017]

My mans looking fine as hell

[purelintrash]

[the-mayor-of-the-internet]

The force is strong in this family

someone take Photoshop away from me