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@sheramjohnlocked
#irene adler and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by johnnlocked
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“…Sherlock.”
For captainwatsonmd
It’s a fake movie trailer on YouTube. Always 1895 | Sherlock BBC by Cutthroat Bitch
wow….cutthroat bitch went off
two kinds of people
NOT OKAY HERE
God… must you? *sobs*
*sobs some more*
wow
Literally me, but it did take a couple years
“Amazing, how fire exposes our priorities. Look how much you care about John Watson.”
I actually had no idea when I logged on today that the JohnLock playlist was a thing. I haven’t logged on in a while. I just started listening to Everytime by Britney, realized what a great JohnLock song it is, and looked on YouTube for a JohnLock video to the song (was not disappointed). After crying, I logged on here to talk about it. I see everyone else is feeling those feels today too. I may not come here much any more, but it’s good to see I’m always in the right company when I do.
unfortunate news but i still love johnlock
Full same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKgmPBAzGFk
I’m wanting to go back down the dark hole of Sherlock. Somebody talk me out of it. I haven’t been able to watch the episodes since season 4 aired, and I don’t think I want to go through the heartache again. It’s like wanting to talk to an ex after you finally have moved on. I watched this video though ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKgmPBAzGFk ) and started crying, and now I’m having the desire to watch the show again. I shouldn’t. There will still be no conclusion, so it’ll just be me yearning. Tell me to stay away! ha
More fucky things...
Where was Ben’s 20 page monologue they were so excited for during comicon?
Where was the scene Martin was uncomfortable to film, and had to do it alone? (it wasn’t Mary’s death scene cause other actors were present)
Why was John typing into a jpg file about a baby that wasn’t born yet?
Why did Lady Smallwood’s name change from Elizabeth to Alicia?
Why in the hell did Mycroft let his sister who he KNOWS is a manipulative genius psychopath talk to another manipulative genius psychopath?
Why all the water imagery that was never followed up on?
Why the glowing, sometimes black, skull painting?
Why constantly build Mary up as a villain, then have a half-arsed redemption arch?
Why WHY do that Molly Hooper?
Why think a secret sibling would be ‘history making’ when it’s an over used, soap opera level trope?
Why would Amanda say an actor playing more than one character would be ‘ground breaking’ when orphan black, vampire dairies, Tyler Perry’s movies and soooo many others do the same thing?
WHY??
Something has to be up, this makes NO sense.
Edit: ALSO why this: “ Doesn’t matter who you really are” and “I know who you are” and “its about the legend and stories” When they’ve said OVER AND OVER it’s not a detective show, it’s a show about a detective???
@abouthetwofthem added some great points, so I’ll add them here so we can see!
Also, WHY don’t we know anything about John’s letter, or Sherlock’s recurring dream yet?
WHY did they introduce Hopkins, if she only had a secondary role in the first episode?
WHY did they make a reference to Irene Adler in TLD?
WHY did they credit Henry Knight’s actor and Irene’s actress if the first didn’t appear at all and the second was just mentioned?
WHY did they spread fake rumors about Colin Morgan being in the show and fake pictures of “young Mycroft” ’s actor (don’t know if you remember this, he was thin and had big ears)?
WHY did they use Eurus’ metaphor of the “little girl on the plane” in such a twisted way? How could she be the little girl and herself at the same time?
And WHY “it’s all about the wallpaper”?
More from astudyinkink
Who built the fake 4 walls? Who bought and painted the dog bowl? Who painted the walls red in Sherringford? Who was doing the little girl’s voice Who was pouring water down John’s well on command? Who built the fake entrance/exits inside a maximum-security cell? Who custom ordered a coffing with I Love You on it and had it delivered to a prison that no one knows exist Who printed and pasted all the pictures inside of Fake Room? Who sat down and actually edited the Moriarty video into reaction gifts Who made a button to turn the lights red in various rooms for no reason
From @consultingcaitlin
So Moriarty didn’t start messing with Sherlock’s life until five years ago, at Eurus’ behest.
So who the hell killed Carl Powers?
And if it wasn’t Moriarty, how did he get hold of a pair of shoes that would have otherwise been thrown out twenty five years ago?
What about the caves they built / filmed for setlock E3 that they were so proud of?
What about the Mint and Mustard filming from E1?
Why introduce Culverton at all if he’s not even going to be a threat for all three episodes, like CAM and Moriarty were?
Why introduce and exposit the importance of a memory drug if they weren’t going to do anything with it?
WHAT ABOUT JOHN BEING CHAINED IN THE WELL BUT CAN APPARENTLY CLIMB A ROPE?!
John’s general OOC-ness the entire season.
The ridiculous Hollywood-esque gunshot for Mary
“Vatican Cameos” and Sherlock just ignores it?
WHY EURUS IN THE FIRST PLACE WHEN THEY HAD ESTABLISHED MARY AS A VILLIAN IN S3?
Why is Mycroft not wondering why the fuck there’s a clown in his house?
Why is EVERYONE so OOC??
Why the HELL does Mary get the last word in the entire thing?!?! That’s bullshit.
How did everyone and everything survive the explosion??
My head hurts.
WTF IS WRONG WITH THE GLASS PANEL OF EURUS’ CELL??!!
also wtf is wrong with the whole episode
Where is that scene in the disco hall?
Why mention multiple times that marrying off watson to mary was acd’s biggest mistake and then give her such a huge part?
Why does Sherrinford have secret doors like the HH Holmes Murder Hospital?
Where is amanda’s scene with lady smallwood?
Why did they film that car scene in the tunnel with Sherlock at the wheel when you can see in the bts that they filmed the car ride in a studio?
What about the shark graffiti?
What about Ben and Martin’s MI6 building scene?
Why did we never even see the Ring of Mary’s past?
Where is the cab scene they filmed next to North Gower street?
Where is the 125 year old spoiler?
Why add the line about loving acronyms?
Why make Smallcroft a thing and not mentioning it again at all?
Oh, Also:
Why “I will burn the heart out of you” and then make the entire series about Sherlock’s pining for John, when in the end it didn’t even fucking matter?
And why all the repeating scenes and recycled music and lines from past episodes?
And why the post-it note with “John’s alibi?” on it?
Why characterise Mary as a villain since her introduction and link her to Moriarty if you’re just going to fuck over her character development?
Why even develop the characters at all, in that case??
Why stop the blog completely? Because they knew that the last episode was going to be a wash.
I’m just so confused.
Why add Moriarty’s little video clip of “you didn’t really think I would just disappear, did you?” AT THE END OF S4?
More than just a little fucky. I smell lost episode already filmed, or why did MOFTISS joke about “ if only it could edit itself” during an interview?
Happy almost anniversary of s4 folks
Advice/Help from you all
Hi! A college of mine has asked why I felt so betrayed by season 4, since they were okay with it. She likes women, so I don’t think it’ll be a far cry to explain JohnLock and queerbaiting, but I want to start with looking at the season objectively. There’s so much wrong with it, but it’s been a while since I’ve watched. I’d love any input or a link. Rn, I’m at inconsistencies in filming (blood, no blood; John’s shot then not), Mary and the lack of female character depth, Molly’s horrible moment, OOC characters, and basically the whole 4th episode (Saw? The Ring? etc). What do you all think?
I had forgotten about this lovely article. I think I’m good now.
http://www.screenspy.com/articles/heed-words-sherlock-lost-way/
Sherlock only texts Irene back after John implies that Sherlock letting her have “the last word” in texts might mean she’s special to him kamdkadkjandskKN LIKE IM
THIS. THIS SHIT JUST. BLEW MY FUCKING MIND BECAUSE. THIS IS TRUE. BUT I NEVER. I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT. OH NO. OH NO. WHY.
Hell yeaahhh!!
AND THEN BY NOT ANSWERING JOHN AT THAT VERY SAME MOMENT WHILE PLAYING THE VIOLIN MEANS HE WAS GIVING JOHN THE LAST WORD. BECAUSE USING HIS OWN WEIRD LOGIC, SHERLOCK LET JOHN KNOW HE WAS THE SPECIAL ONE. FUCK ME. I HATE THIS SHOW.
Can we just collectively delete
Fresh hell
Advice/Help from you all
Hi! A college of mine has asked why I felt so betrayed by season 4, since they were okay with it. She likes women, so I don't think it'll be a far cry to explain JohnLock and queerbaiting, but I want to start with looking at the season objectively. There's so much wrong with it, but it's been a while since I've watched. I'd love any input or a link. Rn, I'm at inconsistencies in filming (blood, no blood; John's shot then not), Mary and the lack of female character depth, Molly's horrible moment, OOC characters, and basically the whole 4th episode (Saw? The Ring? etc). What do you all think?
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All I’m saying is, Dany seeing Jon’s scars SHOULD have been John seeing Sherlock’s. Yet another moment we’ll never get.
TRMoJaS
http://www.catversushuman.com/2017/07/he-comes-back.html
Favourite bit during the stag night: John’s slapping Sherlock’s arm
Why is there always MORE?!?!
why .. .a re… htey… . like thi. s,. ,……..
“why are they looking at each other like that?”
they’re in love
grace, my crops
your crops must die so that johnlock may live
*tearing up* amen
why can martin freeman do anime eyes with his real eyes
sharing again
You know how some people have that person (often times an ex or friend with benefits) that they go to when times/relationships get hard or hit a rough patch?
They always end up feeling terrible, but it’s like they can’t help themselves. Most days, they try not to think about that person, but when the moments right, they go for it, no matter how they’ll feel tomorrow. That’s me with Sherlock/Tumblr. Feeling crappy today, so let’s make myself feel worse by thinking about Sherlock and seeing what Tumblr has to say about Sherlock. I may hate myself in the morning, but I’m going to love you tonight.