crying over dead fictional characters

Jules she/her 22 BG3 and KCD2 currently consume my every thought

[isabelopaque]

did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true

[isabelopaque]

but watch out. theyre in your brain now

[eggnogtoast]

[church-of-lilith]

the gays were immortal and they STILL managed to bury them???

[medieval-bohemia-corner]

Look at this cutie, smiling like this. My precious blood-soaked creature. Ignore the mangled corpse behind him.

[slavicafire]

KCD BAFTA WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slavicafire]

DESERVED!!!!

[shergann]

I think there is something deeply wrong with me because why am I tearing up over little Henry in the legacy of the forge first cutscene???

[shergann]

He’s my son and I love him

[shergann]

I think there is something deeply wrong with me because why am I tearing up over little Henry in the legacy of the forge first cutscene???

[rednightmare18]

there were no signs

kcd1 hans: naughty nasty peasant boy yeah i bet you roll in the mud too like a nasty little doggy woof woof you're a filthy little rebel aren't you

kcd1 hans: i'll lock you up and with my BARE HANDS i'll crushyOURBALLS

kcd1 hans: strip OFF and place your hairy butt cheeks IN my bathwater

kcd1 hans: nasty nasty boy blacksmith boy boy boy

kcd1 hans: BOOOO BOOOO show me your dick don't be scared

kcd1 hans: DON'T TRIP ON MY HUGE PENIS

kcd1 hans: black smith's boyyyyy

kcd1 hans: i almost got drowned by arse and balls GETIT??? HENRY DID YOU GET IT??? IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BALLS AND CRACK ON MY FACE

kcd1 hans: you look fine as hell in my tights. let's show everybody yaay

kcd1 hans: you like to play with fire don't you oh you think you're soooo bad you want me to clap you in the stocks and flog you

kcd1 hans: squire come here i wish to discuss my sex life

kcd1 hans: we'll talk about the favor you owe me later at the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaths

kcd2 players: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S BISEXUAL HOW COULD WARHORSE KEEP THIS FROM ME

[budyak]

For some reason I feel especially empathetic towards this fool and despite it being my second playthrough I still cried on the Skalitz cutscene and then cried for a second time when I was telling my mom about that silly game I am playing right now. What does it say about me? Probably nothing good, but this game was a blessing for encouraging my obsession with knights, fairytales and other stuff I was supposed to outgrow.

[aaaangel444]

agridulceart

[thepoisonroom]

it's because you're always identifying with that damn character

[shergann]

My Henry just ran into a man that had been robbed and tied up by bandits on the second day of my playthrough.

And of course he gave the man his own shirt, boots and hose as well as 100 groschens (more than half of what he had made since the beginning of the playthrough).

Because yes my sweet but a bit stupid Henry would give the shirt off his back and all his money to some guy in distress and start from scratch AGAIN.

I love him

[shergann]

And of course a few hours later he gave the rest of his money to some rugged nobleman who needed it to go back to his family..

[nitw]

FULL OF SAUERKRAUT ✅

STRONG COCK ✅

GAY SEX ✅

FURRY ✅

hospital.

[shergann]

My Henry just ran into a man that had been robbed and tied up by bandits on the second day of my playthrough.

And of course he gave the man his own shirt, boots and hose as well as 100 groschens (more than half of what he had made since the beginning of the playthrough).

Because yes my sweet but a bit stupid Henry would give the shirt off his back and all his money to some guy in distress and start from scratch AGAIN.

I love him

[alchemistforourtimes]

What really gets me about Henry is that he’s canonically Full Of Love:

My lord is also secretly my dad? Cool, I guess I have two dads!

My dad had a child he didn’t even know about? I have a brother! I’ll love him like a brother immediately and I will make him love me like a brother too even if he doesn’t want to!

I’m stranded with a spoiled, lonely lordling who’s been an ass to me and makes me run behind his horse? New bestie alert!

Growly mutt whose owner died? I’ll love you and take care of you and you’ll be safe!

A random weirdo sheep I could use as a bait for wolves? I could also talk to it and tell it puns!

Bro’s bursting at the seams with all the easy love and acceptance he has to give and it potentially spares him so much angst and pain 😭 He rarely dwells and overthinks, he just Loves.

[barghest-land]

new star was calling me home

[himbo-of-skalitz]

And that's the game as far as I can tell...

[wickedsymphony]

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