it's not gay if it's on the moon

sarah // 21 // boston // in the time of chimpanzees i was a monkey

[papasmoke]

If I was JFK I would have just dodged the bullet

[papasmoke]

If I was JFK I would have made shooting me illegal

[eldritchteletubbie]

It was illegal to kill in the 1960s as well.

[garbage-empress]

wrong.

[horrorofthebeast]

If i was JFK i would just die. I dont care. Im messed up

[hungwy]

we are united as a website when a new funny-faced cat appears on the web

[404loadingerror]

found this guy like right after reading this post. enjoy.

[powerburial]

ahhhh!!! 400 devils!!!! just kidding

[k-venice-666]

don’t ever scare me like that again

[localtiktoks]

[throckmorton2018]

Me, trying to flirt

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

this is how i talk to people in the flesh verse

[666drazil]

the comedy of him going “what do you bet its in my hand right now” while it rolls behind him cannot be done in any form of scripted media.

[asbesitos-deactivated20180819]

pics that make you go harrumph

[asbesitos-deactivated20180819]

[hustlerose]

some of you don’t understand that top/bottom are words to describe gay sex and it shows

[nct127s]

top/bottom ≠ dom/sub

[lobsterandskittles]

top/bottom =/= masc/femme

[monokuma-eats-sjws-for-breakfast]

Well. Thanks for bringing up gay sex at this time in the morning. I REALLY wanted to think about that. Guess I’m gonna have to have some craazy sex with my wife so I can get these images out of my  head!

[micolashes-deactivated20200723]

well you’re gonna have to wait because i’m fucking your wife right now

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine

[skarchomp]

lars all due respect but no the fuck it isn’t

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sounds like this one just isnt your fav hentai of pennywise and that’s okay

[stupidpetface]

[sneakathreadthrall]

[stilllifequickheart]

Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

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[submech]

fuck you *becomes this*

[queernuck]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[seinfeldr]

[wrnbrn]

[ddemonboy]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[luries-deactivated20190309]

puppies