Fangirling

Well... I'm a girl with an exceedingly obsessive personality running a multi-fandom blog. And no one shall ever know who I am, if I know you in person then get out while you still can because it's gon get ugly if you stay. .

[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[salty-french-fry]

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

[lolisbian-deactivated20140831]

[majortvjunkie]

so much drama in one photo

[jujubee58]

somebody hold me back

[kmtarchive-deactivated20201028]

me: overused romance tropes are so boring like, use your brains, be original media: here’s an overused romance trope but with two girls me: Holy. Shit. The pinnacle of human achievement. this is art

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every movie is set in a world where that movie doesn’t exist

[the-inquisition-scmh]

False.

[fullpraxisnow]

Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?

[pebbleofgod]

[sad-plath]

me showing you my romantic side: I wanna go grocery shopping with you

[cant-thinkofanythingclever]

wanna be cuddled for like 4 or 5 days

[probablybadrpgideas]

Play a gunslinger, who critically misunderstands their role as a gunslinger and just throws guns.

[saturn-in-retrograde]

[cat-memes-only]

[braixxen]

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

[olderboy-aesthethic]

[bunjywunjy]

the speed limit for ghosts is also 25

[itsallavengers]

I wonder if Thor’s Allspeak extends to animals

[itsallavengers]

Bee: *is present*

Thor, turning to Tony: He says this stupid damn city needs more flowers and pollen-bearing plants because you’re making him have to work a 16-hour shift every day just to feed his wife and kids

Tony: What the fuck Thor we’ve talked about this

[itsallavengers]

Dog: *Bark bark bark*

Thor, sternly: No, Captain America’s pants are not fit for consumption

Steve, with no idea that Thor can speak dog: ???!?!????!!!??

[itsallavengers]

Fly: *hums*

Thor, leaping from his chair: Oh what the FUCK did you say about my hair?? Oh you want to fuckign go do you?? Is that what you fucking want??? Well Step the FUCK UP then you stupid ass buzzy BITCH *summons lightning*

[itsallavengers]

DUM-E: *Beep boops*

Thor, patting Tony on the back: well done my friend

Tony: For what?

Thor: Your robot is telling me all about how well his dad oiled up his joints this morning and keeps saying ‘I love him’ on repeat. He has been doing this for an hour.

Tony, immediately tearing up: oh my fucking god Thor

[eyeballs-for-sale]

Equally funny: the idea that Allspeak doesn’t extend to animals and Thor is just making all this up to fuck with everyone

[sexycraisinthanos]

Scott, holding up his ant farm, tearing up: plEASE tell me if they love me.

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

marijuana more like marijuanah. say no to drugs. stop kony

[amazingakita]

people who dont even care about language: how can you just CHANGE grammar??? add new wORds?? unacceptable!!! language must never change!!!!!11 kids these days cant even spell!!

people who study language: ANARCHY!! ANARCHY!!!! LANGUAGE IS FLUID AND WORDS AREN’T REAL!! change! the! grammar! rules!! burn a dictionary!!! NO ONE CARES!!!!!

[felixjoyful]

Some goon : This word is made up.

Me, an intellectual : As all words are.

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[protect-and-love-animals]

I love these transformations

[occultjackalope]

The real glowups ❤️

[casualblessings]

May you always have enough for rent.

[negaverse-scum]

and enough left over for food and transportation

[jjsinterlude]

And your bills.

[denisefromgrovestreet]

Amen.