[catscenter]

[beaft]

paul hollywood on bakeoff: now, i can see you’ve had a little trouble with your genoise sponge, haven’t you? the egg whites haven’t been whipped for quite long enough, and it’s lost some of that delicate, airy consistency, which means that your 10,000 spun sugar decorations haven’t got the solid foundation that they really need to support the handcrafted marzipan statue of the virgin mary that you’ve painted with edible gold leaf

me, shoving handfuls of reheated takeout pizza into my gaping maw: a rookie mistake

[lesserjoke]

Reblog this post with your weirdest ancestor’s name.

I had a great-grandfather named Kermit Dickman.

[wuqs]

why did you start a competition that you’ve already won

[dash-of-dark]

Visit Original Link

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

[wideeyedsmile]

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

[marionetta-miyu]

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

[xelbleedsglitter]

this is some insta-reblog shit, my friends, i’m like 20 seconds in

[alexandrina-dragomann]

HELL YES I LOVE THIS

[starsovermyscars]

What is this masterpiece?

[sugarcoatedlimes-deactivated201]

10000000/10

[gilver-tblr-deactivated20200808]

@purediamondtrash for Sunny

[bluexbrownxrainbow-deactivated2]

@corruptedwhitegem @blackstardiopside @sssssick

[ask-miss-prince-deactivated2017]

// HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT 

[the-elf-sorceress]

YESPLEASE MM//

[bloodmxge]

@pirate-god

[occasionallygiveadamn]

@lauralot89

[trashi3y]

@neutralchaos1

[cleopatras-atlantica]

MY SEX SONG BITCH

[de-is-me-deactivated20180626]

Before listening: I’m a little scared of how into this people are.

After listening: IF THIS SONG WAS A PERSON, I’D LET THEM FUCK ME

[naomilotus64-deactivated2018082]

asdjfjshfoshdkshdjs

[charlieism]

I REBLOGGED IN LIKE A FEW SECONDS OMG

[sherlockianandstuff-blog]

Person:can you tell me about your favorite character?

Me:

Person:

Me:you've brought this upon yourself

[popculturebrain]

Watch: Dulcé Sloan made her ‘Daily Show’ debut — and killed it

[frie-nds]

“I do not love Hugsy. I like him a normal amount…”

[centralperksource]

[benedictcumberbaatch]

[rontology]

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

[beeshrektestinthemall]

Personally, I feel that Shrek never experienced true companionship, as he is seen as nothing but a “disgusting ogre.” Hence, “they judge me before they even know me…” No one humanizes him enough to ask for his name, to view him as a being with feelings, and he is taken aback. Who knows how long it has been since someone has said his name :(

[alien-witch-princess]

Nah. He never had a name. He picked Shrek off the top of his head and the reason he’s angry the rest of the series is because he wished he’d picked a better name

[imwiremother]

owen wilsons best role is the very small cowboy in the night at the musuem movie. thats who he is to me.

[invader-grim]

[whinier]

Don’t you hate when you realise you’re not special to someone anymore? Like you still talk, but they don’t talk to you the same, or do those little things that showed they really liked you.

[filmicbaby]

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) dir. Alfonso Cuarón was the most cinematically shot and thematically complex out of all the Harry Potter films, and I’m ready to fight on this. 

[studyblr]

soon: comfy sweaters, hot beverages in cups, leaves crunching under your feet, drops of rain against the window, reading your book in bed

[10memes]

[mentholsmoker]

this person married a branch of bananas

[timbradford]