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Happy holidays to everyone whose holiday isn’t what they want it to be. whether it is illness, poverty, distance from loved ones or something else that’s making things tough for you this year, i hope that you can find peace and warmth. i hope that your year will end and start on a brighter note

chonce

guavajagular

Happy Holidays from the Holiday Boar

sighinastorm

I trust him more than the Birthday Skeleton.

asiafish-deactivated20200729

Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

cartoon-deactivated20220930

And then she realizes she’s already at home bc she’s with them and they all love her so much? Nickelodeon didn’t have to go that hard but they did gotdamn

ohjadewhatshername-deactivated2

remember that she killed patrick for making fun of texas

weavemama

FUCKING GOALS

weavemama

GUYS, they actually really do have their own lipstick company and it really it’s successful af. They even have models to wear their products and the lipsticks are at a reasonable price. Stop buying “Kylie Cosmetics” in 2017 and start supporting more black owned businesses!!!

Support their business HERE

ororomunroedontpullout

I saw this episode I was so angry because they addressed a very unique and important problem and they dismissed them and then called them cockroaches like???? I wanted to fight them I’m buying some now.

africanaquarian

and their lipsticks are actually really good? I’ve been using them for years and they’ve only gotten BETTER. plus last year I met the founder and she was super nice

hodlmyvodka

In Kalinigrad, a pedestrian passed through a car standing at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the green light.

sexhaver

i aspire to be this petty someday

prehistoricmancunt

person: how are you

me: waiting for death but not seeking it out so i could be worse

shitpostempire

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

botesregias-deactivated20180419

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

gothicprep

i have but i also have, like, real problems

notreallycalum

my fave duo✨

sebandmia

i love only one (1) man

reanimateobjects

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

sake-pls

@reanimateobjects I’ve decided to line up with their writing and whatever they wrote appear to be…. phallic. I don’t how to break the news with you, but, I think that worm drew a penis on your hand…. Congratulation?

reanimateobjects

Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!

anraich-deactivated20181203

I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.

reanimateobjects

Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.