Sheryll

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[vuls]

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

[ottomantwerks]

Better get your kids vaccinated so they don't catch

these hands

[ottomantwerks]

Stop fucking reblogging this

[mugen-nimbus-deactivated2019022]

My cat: literally just fucking meows

Me: 

[fagsindubai-deactivated20170815]

[lizziemcganja-deactivated201410]

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

[valtsv]

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

[valtsv]

[winters-blue-children]

It’s been 24 hours and I still can’t believe Netflix literally dumped my trash child in the fucking trash. 

[spintowin]

she’s out there making owl noises

[techtonicactivity]

who

[big-chief-woodenhead]

[apopse-leipeis]

Satan: hey I bought your soul last month and- Me: no returns. Satan: please it’s making me sad.

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[deadddeviant]

The short involves Goofy doing domestic chores for his wife, which was an odd concept in the 1950′s. So based on the Milkman not knowing who he was kissing in this bit, it implies that Goofy’s wife was fucking the Milkman.

[barbieofcolour-deactivated20211]

ludacris: if u aint got no money take your broke ass home!!!

me: 

[chinuplittlepup]

[swimthroughthefires]

Arguably one of my favorite lines of the ENTIRE SERIES.

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

The four you the next week

[doodlebug-qt]

The FCC: Why would you want to save the internet?

ME:

[vivipuppy]

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

[vivipuppy]

He better not fucking have

[worths]

ok thanks