She smiled and all I could think was ‘Oh shit’.
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She smiled and all I could think was ‘Oh shit’.
(via shutup-and-make-me-laugh)
2x01 - I don’t know what’s more pathetic.
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a hundred random starters
below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)
❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞
❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞
❝ love is love is love is love. ❞
❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞
❝ why are you crying this time? ❞
❝ you will never escape. ❞
❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞
❝ everything has its consequences. ❞
❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞
❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞
❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞
❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞
❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞
❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞
❝ they died screaming. ❞
❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞
❝ how long have you known? ❞
❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞
❝ the law can be changed. ❞
❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞
❝ your child is adorable! ❞
❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞
❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞
❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞
❝ he adores you. ❞
❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞
❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞
❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞
❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞
❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞
❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞
❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞
❝ then kill me. ❞
❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞
❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞
❝ death is just another adventure. ❞
❝ stop! ❞
❝ let them watch. ❞
❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞
❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞
❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞
❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞
❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞
❝ you love him? ❞
❝ do you love me at all? ❞
❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞
❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞
❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞
❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞
❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞
❝ the king is displeased. ❞
❝ long live your majesty! ❞
❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞
❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞
❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞
❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞
❝ do you really think that? ❞
❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞
❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞
❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞
❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞
❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞
❝ are you a virgin? ❞
❝ I’m married. ❞
❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞
❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞
❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞
❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞
❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞
❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞
❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞
❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞
❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞
❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞
❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞
❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞
❝ are we going to die here? ❞
❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞
❝ I am no longer a child! ❞
❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞
❝ what if something happens to them? ❞
❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞
❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞
❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞
❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞
❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞
❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞
❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞
❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞
❝ this is my home. ❞
❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞
❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞
❝ fuck me. ❞
❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞
❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞
❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞
❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞
❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞
❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞
runebrush:
‘’Yeah, that’s me. ’’ A playful roll of her eyes, there’s a gentle hum to follow, a soft - almost thoughtful thing with a friendly lilt to the end. Ghost of a smile would lift upon the corners of her mouth. “ So I’ve been told,” ( response more to that first comment, rather then the second. ) A beat of unease, breif indecision before the greeting is returned. ‘’Likewise. It’s nice to meet you, too. Granted, I haven’t been to Idris yet, but I’ve been told it’s lovely.’’
Aline’s lip curled into a mixture of a mischievous and inquisitive smirk, she wanted to know more about Clary but didn’t want to interrogate the poor girl. “Does that get annoying? -- like people knowing who you are?” she asked with curious eyes on the other shadowhunter. “I’d imagine it would be quite nice not having to do awkward introductions --... like the one i’ve made now.” she mumbled blushing. “Oh Idris!! it’s magical, like something straight out of those fairytale books. The view of Alicante at sunrise and sunset is truly breathtaking.”
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slayingkitsune:
“I just use that expression to refer to most herbs that do a lot of things. Once I thought she was giving those to dad, though. Then I found out she knew a lot about herbs” Kira explained. “Uh…It wasn’t illegal, unless you mean morally illegal, then I don’t know how to answer that” she admitted. She bit her lower lip as the other questioned her, she looked around before taking a breath, “I heard Aldertree and Izzy speaking of it. I know he mentioned it to her, but I don’t know what happened next because someone was coming and I had to move…” she admits.
“By the Angel Kira!! You had me extremely worried there for a second. Okay wow -- what kind of person is your Mom?... just out of curiosity. Just so we’re clear you mean actual herbs and not magic mushrooms yes?” Aline asked for clarification, there were no mundane drugs in Idris so she had never had this kind of conversation before. “So like frowned upon? Would that be right?” she asked trying to understand more about the situation. Aline made a ‘hum’ while she processed Kira’s words. “--I know he’s kind of.. harsh? but so is the Clave and I doubt he’d give Izzy any kind of magic mushrooms. If the Clave found out he could lose his job, I don’t think he would risk that. He likes being an authority figure way too much.”
give me the ‘i used to be a nerd whom everyone bullies, and you’ve always been so nice to me, but i have to leave in town, and now, a few years later, puberty hit me hard and i still like you, but you have a boyfriend.’ the drama, the unrequited feelings, the angst and everything. SEND HELP.
KNOWING YOUR PARTNER WELL CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER.
1. BASICS
NAME: ashley PRONOUNS: she/her. SEXUALITY: straight i suppose ZODIAC SIGN: leo TAKEN OR SINGLE: single since birth™
THREE FACTS:
i can’t sing, like i am dreadfully tonedeaf
i can’t dance. the worst white girl dancer ever
i dont know if i prefer cats or dogs and get upset when people ask me to choose
2. EXPERIENCE
HOW LONG (MONTHS / YEARS?): Mid 2012 i think? it was just before the end of teenwolf 3b PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED: twitter & tumblr
BEST EXPERIENCE: the first oc-canon relationship i had with one of my muses. made a great friend ooc, strengthened my muse so much i cant write him properly without her
3. MUSE PREFERENCES:
FEMALE OR MALE: i’ve had more female muses than males but i stick at writing male muses longer i think it depends on who i’m playing but lately i’m more into female muses. i think its from reading books with strong female leads. MULTI OR SINGLE: i am not organised enough to run a mutli-muse i would stress myself out way too much although it would be great bc multiple accounts kill me. HUGE respect for people who can run a mutli-muse blog.
4. WRITING PREFERENCES
FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT: fluff and angst go hand in hand. the contrast is beautiful. i dont write smut so.. PLOTS OR MEMES: plots makes me nervous bc i cant really talk to people bc anxiety. the best way i find is through memes or random starters. LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: short replies usually expand into long ones anyway but i like having multi-para’s every now and again. i feel like it strengthens me as a writer. BEST TIME TO WRITE: muse is fickle so whenever aline wants to play i write ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S): sometimes. i relate more to my liam dunbar than aline but i think thats why i like writing her. its more fun and changeling.
Tagged by: no one i seen it on my dash and wanted to do it bc aline doesn’t want to co-operate with me
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multiverscd:
Her mouth fell open, and Helen turned to her in shock. How, when had she found the time to do all of this? How had she gotten so lucky?
‘How did you even—Nevermind. You’re going to have to help me finish,well ,all of it. ’
Aline’s lips tipped into a proud grin as she approached Helen with a tray of delicious goodies, her forehead was smudged with frosting but Helen had seen her worse.
“Oh of course -- you didn’t think i would make all this and have you hold the burden of eating it alone did you?” she teased.
heavenblooded:
“ It’s Ti and Livvy’s birthday. ” She murmured quietly. “ I’m fine. ”
“Oh Helen...” aline exhaled nothing but sadness, her heart broke for Helen. “-- do you want me to set up the computer to skype -- or ..get the phone.. or..” she trailed off biting the inside of her cheek.
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“I still can’t believe you’re here with me.” Helen’s voice was raspy this early in the morning, though she had been up for almost an hour now. The blonde shadowhunter rolled until she was close enough to lay her head on Aline’s pillow, until they were almost nose to nose. Her lips curved into a mischievous smile, but her eyes were still fond. “You’re pretty crazy you know, moving all the way out here to the middle of nowhere just for a girl.”
“Where else would I be?” Aline replied mid-yawn, doing absolutely nothing to mask how sleepy she was currently feeling. She began to stretch and wiggle her toes to try and jolt her body awake, Aline’s head turned to meet Helen’s when she finished and she grinned. “Helen you are my home. There is no place or person in this entire world I choose over you.” she sighed dreamily looking into Helen’s eyes. “You have never been ‘just a girl’ to me.”