Personal blog.

Chick' s a gamefreak hurting all them boy sheep, she's a wolf and I like it when she bites me. This is a secondary blog. A cheery break from ShutMyCakeHole. So I can't follow back from this. Supernatural/adventure time/creepy posts/scenestyle/abandoned buildings/funny shit is my life <3 And the occasional moan. 20/Female/UK.

[tuckedinbugw]

Nothing like holding my love

[frengerino]

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

[frengerino]

i'm so glad i happened to see these tags this is the best thing anyone has added to this post so far

[mochidolly-deactivated20220108]

im just a girl that likes to be taken care of and told what to do

[fvkd-vp]

pspspspsps

[nicropoet]

Time travel isn't possible because all the wealth would have been stolen— hey wait a second.

[mishacollins]

Jesus, here we go again… Sorry, Internet.

[violue]

aww he remembered tumblr

[acquired-stardust]

Super Smash Bros. Nintendo 64 1999

[ceasarslegion]

Being the only guy who works in a beauty store is fucking hilarious sometimes. Im the only one who can sell our shitty beard shampoo and a not insignificant amount of our customers think im untrustworthy. According to my coworkers i use every mens product we have so they can get dudes to buy a shaving cream. Trying to explain to people that theres no difference between "men's" and "women's" products is like talking to a brick wall. Ive had multiple women get angry with me for sampling them out one of our "men's" moisturizers when they specifically said they wanted a mattifying one to control oil and that's the best one we have for those two things. I still think about the guy who came in asking if we had "masks for men." I contemplate ending it all every time someone returns a completely unused product that they absolutely refuse to try just because it either says or doesnt say "for men" on it. 90% of the time its the perfect product for them. I had a lady who was willing to buy a worse product for her needs that was more expensive just so it wouldnt say it was for men. Are you ever tired? Are you ever exhausted? These are the same kinds of people who say that im the one whos obsessed with gendering everything because im trans.

[ceasarslegion]

My coworkers call me the diversity hire. Theres like 3 men in this company in all of western canada so i think we should get t shirts and go out for drinks sometime. I found out recently that my boss was talking about hiring another guy so that "damien can have a friend."

[ceasarslegion]

What i dont tell them is that i now get territorial every time another guy comes in to drop off his resume. I dont show it but i can feel my hackles raising and my pre-domesticity instincts kicking in every time some guy threatens to usurp my position as "only guy here." I know thats a completely unwarranted reaction but its so fucking funny. My coworkers are out here wondering if i feel out of place and lonely without any guy friends at work to be bros with and when a man applies for a job i get the urge to bite him like a beast

[dragons-locator]

What i dont tell them is that i now get territorial every time another guy comes in to drop off his resume.

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

[ceasarslegion]

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

[shesgotadragonheart]

I finally see it 💕

[maleficmitchell]

Sext: I’m gonna get you a sword

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[soft awoo]

[strix-avis]

context:

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

oh noooo he’s so sad 😭

[lame-beauty-item]

[mystuffedromance]

[anxietyproblem]

This is reminder to check up on your own mental health.

[amannamedwinter]

OK thanks

[real-uwu-hours]

[nuggsmum]

The laugh that just erupted from me was ungodly.

[guerrillatech]

imagine simping for capitalism this badly

[arsonsara]

[sailor-arashi]

A Christmas Carol never even says that Scrooge gives up anything at all, or even somehow stops being super-rich.  He just stops being a dick about it and starts using his wealth to help people.  Scrooge isn’t even written as an indictment of rich people, since plenty others appear in the story and are presented as perfectly nice people.  Scrooge is a miser.  He doesn’t even use his money to help himself, which is called out as the reason he dies within the year.  Learning to care for himself is just as much part of the Ghosts’ lessons as learning to care for other people.

[marzipanandminutiae]

how dare Charles Dickens, a man once sent to work in a factory at age 12 while his father was in debtors’ prison, inflict such Wokery upon us as “caring about the poor”

[cognitohazardous]

pitbull breeders really spent hundreds of years perfecting a breed of dog that everyone hates but it just looks at you like a pathetic awkward guy

[cognitohazardous]

[thewiglesswonder]

There really is no feeling quite like discovering a new song that fits your blorbo to a T. Best I can do to convey it is something like

[thewiglesswonder]

Shoutout to the person who reblogged this 185 times in a row. I understand completely.

[tj-crochets]

I had to make the little blorbo a reality

[fatsexybitch]

blORBo

[shesgotadragonheart]

Glory to blorbo

[shesgotadragonheart]

It's so weird, like I wanna die but I wanna go live on niche streaming services 🫠