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Bubs, 30 - here for a good time ❤

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tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here

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[chickenparm]

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Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

[gitli]

I could update the app but then I wont see things like this

[cervine-arctophile]

what are we getting?

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Nice try FBI

[craycraybluejay]

This would get me

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I adore this

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[coolthingoftheday]

A poodle clipped and dyed to resemble a pony.

[0kkvlt]

Every time I see this I go “oh, neat pony” and scroll past while my brain chugs through the caption like the slowest computer on earth and I have to scroll back up to it

[cameoamalthea]

@0kkvlt have you seen the bear?

It’s the same poodle

Her name is Bijou and her owner likes turning her into other things

[0kkvlt]

I saw the bear and said “oh, cool bear” out loud to myself, I think I may just actually be very stupid

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[va-draws]

A moment of light during the siege

[silly-jellyghoty]

It really does feel like that

[sweetoothgirl]

Rich Chocolate Ice Cream

[salticid]

[rouxlz-kaard]

[caleb-cleveland]

Jesus Christ. And the one comment doesn’t even acknowledge it!

[that1girlarreis]

[awkward-tension]

[funny-tik-toks]

[nateworst]

He sounds exactly like Bob from Bob’s Burgers

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

I was like "How can a video of a couple being excited about their Christmas decoration be almost forty seconds long?" And oh my.

[princerevelucide]

the BEST new pokémon in gen 9 btw are these two sanrio reject ass mice that count as one pokemon together

but they they silently evolve from level 25+ into the exact same two mice but now they have 1 or 2 kids with them. literally you open your party to discover that these two mice FUCKED in their pokeball and have now sprung their kid(s) on you

[only-tiktoks]

[only-tiktoks]

[judiciousimprecation]

Elon wyd

I genuinely wish I could see inside Musk’s head or at least get an explanation for how he was thinking his plans would work out.

Like it’s clear now he is fantastically out of touch with reality but I still really wanna know like, to what degree. Did he think people would accept his ultimatum? Did he genuinely think it would only take like 300 people to keep Twitter running?

[numberonecatwinner]

I was an intern at SpaceX years ago, back it when it was a much smaller company — after Elon got hair plugs, but before his cult of personality was in full swing. I have some insight to offer here.

Back when I was at SpaceX, Elon was basically a child king. He was an important figurehead who provided the company with the money, power, and PR, but he didn’t have the knowledge or (frankly) maturity to handle day-to-day decision making and everyone knew that. He was surrounded by people whose job was, essentially, to manipulate him into making good decisions.

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