AJ

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[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[princessesfanarts]

By FDASuarez

[tysonjost]

“how am i supposed to get through this one? i’m- i’m not a pro!”

happy birthday, sidney crosby! (august 7, 1987)

[stimman4000]

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[duskianfae-deactivated20210319]

I just saw these news that this brazilian 15 years old boy made a fake profile pretending to be a 14 years old girl

And with this profile, he baited a creepy old dude

And so they agree to meet at a nearby park during the night.

And the old dude goes there, expecting to find some naive girl to be preyed upon

only to find the 15 years old boy

dressed as SPIDER-MAN

AND DRESSED AS SPIDER-MAN

THE BOY KICKED THE DUDE’S ASS. LIKE. LEGIT KICK HIS ASS

HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES

Of course, the creep wasn’t happy with it, and called the police on the spiderman kid. And when the police found the kid, you know what he did?

He said “that guys a pedo lol” and gave them a drive with all the evidence he collected thru the profile

Thank you, Spider-man. Thank you for your service.

[summery-captain]

YOU GO FELLOW BRAZILIAN SPIDERMAN

“Teenager dressed as spiderman beats up a suspect of pedophilia in Joaçaba”

“With great powers come great responsibilities”

[thicctails]

Im pretty sure this is the legit Spiderman of our dimension

[paulmartinamericanhero]

sid responds to philly fans upset that his halloween costume was Rocky

[hazel3017]

I would just like everyone to know that this is how Sidney Crosby responded when told that Evgeni Malkin has trouble understanding him when he’s angry.

[motoleafs]

mama’s boy ♥️

[jakeoettinger]

Emily Kaplan asks NHL players if they have trouble finding pants due to their.. assets.

Hockey players have big butts, and they cannot lie

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[sidmalkin]

Fueled by leafy greens, lean protein… and humble pie. (x)

[curlytoms-deactivated20191110]

I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THIS IVE SEEN TODAY

[oopsabird]

god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

[scumbagsblog]

This doesn’t do the moment justice. He took the swig of vodka, said “I’ll fucking do it darling”, and then ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT in one fucking take

[child-of-dolora]

Mood for 2019: “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”

[old-fashioned-roger-boy-deactiv]

LETS DO THIS GUYS IM SERIOUS

every time you feel like you can’t do shit anymore bc you’re tired, think of Freddie.

ILL FUCKING DO IT, DARLING!

[killerqueen-gunpowdergelatine]

HONESTLY, THIS HAS GIVEN ME SO MUCH HOPE FOR 2K19/

“I’ll fucking do it, darling. “

[im-happy-at-home]

I’ll fucking do it, darling.

I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING

I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING

I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING

I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING

I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING

I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING

I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING

And you fucking can too. 💛

[attackpunk]

I’ll fucking do it darling!!

[angryschnauzer]

2019′s motto

[sunalwaysshining-deactivated201]

I love planners, highlighters, giant calendars, nice ball point pens, to do lists, & anything else that gives me the illusion that I’m getting my life together

[teathattast]

epic

[djoswiftie]

Who you thought was gonna save the universe

Who is actually going to do it