well, good luck babe

shi // dumb stuff I find funny// 26 //side blog: msdaissy

[pissvortex]

[thememedaddy]

[fatfemme-inist]

If you have a friend that wants to vent to you but doesn't want solutions but you are a solutions-oriented person, may I suggest Silly Solutions (TM)? For instance, whenever my friend complains about the people at her job being dumb, I remind her that if only one of us had studied engineering, we could create a giant hippo robot with laser eyes to destroy them. It fulfills my need to offer a solution, doesn't violate her boundary of not wanting to problem solve, AND it cheers us both up!

[beardedmrbean]

[evilsoup]

the cultural object of the black hole is kind of remarkable. It's almost an anti-God in a sense, a negative infinity. Yeah there's this kind of dead sun that's collapsed into an infinitely dense point, and if you fall past its event horizon you're fucked. Every schoolchild knows this. A black hole can be introduced in a superhero blockbuster without any explanation except for its established look and the name "black hole", and this will be understood as the ultimate natural disaster, which even superman could not hope to defeat. truly S-tier cosmic object

[pokemon-npcs]

[the-muppet-joker]

[Muffled Screaming from Muppet Superhell]

[ashlgcostumes]

The problem with sewing is that you quickly realise you have dumped lots of skill points into control thread and furthermore, there’s a lot of other hobbies that require control thread so you decide to pick up knitting, or crochet, or weaving, and then spinning happens to you, or rug making, or cord weaving, and then you turn the wrong corner on the internet and find out control thread also specs into basket weaving, and book binding, and then you’re thinking things like “I wonder if this also applies to lead climbing” and now you have A Problem

[frostedmagnolias]

Pair of Dark Red Silk Evening Pumps

c. 1890

American

Kent State University Museum

[stream]

The Powerpuff Girls S04E07

[transgendad]

periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.

[slepiesheep]

Happy 26th anniversary to SpongeBob! Finally finished this animation. It has been rotting in my gallery for 2 years

[yorickish-deactivated20230903]

rod shot through my prefrontal cortex in a phineas gage type incident and the only change to my personality is becoming mildly bicurious

[purplebuddhaquotes]

[bakwaaas]

we’re all boring to someone, annoying to someone, ugly to someone, but it’s not that deep

[timtimtara]

[thememedaddy]

[gaaaaaay]

They should invent a not being exhausted