left is law.

ari www.soundcloud.com/fatl1zz1e

[shibainurass]

I miss my restaurant.

[jujanon-deactivated20260709]

[chipsprites]

me: look, a crab eating a strawberry

my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..

me: …he’s a crab

[eevielearnsfrench]

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

[markedbyx]

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

[wideeyedsmile]

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

[iamnotswarley]

Latin, but then make it fashion

[34511975-deactivated20160912]

[thecomplaintionist]

Mingus Reedus

[matchboxvingt-deactivated202310]

[mooglemain]

[matchboxvingt-deactivated202310]

The holy trinity

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

bro, a lot of men NEED to go to therapy not just for their own sake but for the sake of every person they have power over in their lives

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

if you are a grown ass adult man and you refuse to handle your personal issues that directly negatively impact the people around in varying degrees of harm, even leading up to abuse, that’s YOUR responsibility to fix. no one is saying abusive men dont have ‘reasons’ to be the way they are, but that doesnt change the fact that no one who isnt them can fix their shit

[sheglows]

[depressionmeal]

Depression meal 2268

One (1) stick of butter

[doujinshi]

[bloomflowersbloom]

Immcrying

[freexcitizen-deactivated2016110]

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

[double-barrel-dude-deactivated2]

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

[el-presidente-deadpool-deactiva]

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

[le-sad-demiurge]

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

[xxxtictacion]

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

[sonypraystation]

“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”

“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*

[i-am-a-fish]

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

[fivevotesdown]

In my defence, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.

[tinypi]

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

[thefurtrade]

VINES ARE THERAPY

[dont-fear-thereaper]

imcrying

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants

[mad-march-hares-tea-party-deact]

This is so confusing to read as a British person

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

me explaining underwear to the British: oi lad we have smaller, secret chaps that wear below our normal chaps while we dump all your tea into the harbor

[choeurie-deactivated20210530]

[cruelvamp]

aphroditehell

[poppicorn-deactivated20250209]

UNMUTE THIS

[reck7ess]

Bro where the fuck is the cold weather I want to use the rest of my wardrobe

[gayngelofthelordlovesdean]

Can this be the new go to meme of 2018

[ramenyul]

[hypohippo]

I fixed it

[gayngelofthelordlovesdean]

This is the best fix I’ve seen