RED VS. BLUE SENTENCE STARTERS
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❝ fight it off? you must have me confused with someone who’s brave. i got the hell out of there. ❞
❝ and when he passes by, shoot him square in the back and watch him die. just like john wayne would have done. ❞
❝ and you’re the only one that can see it. just like signs of ____ ’s heterosexuality. ❞
❝ of course it’s a bad neighborhood. we’re evil-doers. we’re what makes the neighborhood bad. ❞
❝ hey, _____ , shut the fuck up! ❞
❝ are you sure cola means evil? ❞
❝ shut up, you ruined my life. ❞
❝ my butt is very big. and i like to rub my butt. and i like to sniff my own butt and kiss my own butt. ❞
❝ is a skunk juggling dead hamsters in here? ❞
❝ women and children last! ❞
❝ i wonder if a ghost can have an aneurysm. ❞
❝ ok, new rule. we start rotating knockouts. next time, it’s your turn. ❞
❝ hey everyone! i am a purple jerk, and i love to drink motor oil. ❞
❝ ah, my life, fuck off! ❞
❝ you’re just so dumb you lagged a few seconds behind us. by the time your brain figures out what it’s heard, it feels like it’s already happened. ❞
❝ how the hell would you know? you were running straight backwards. ❞
❝ anyone who trips is a hero. i’m pretty sure that makes ___ god. ❞
❝ the last time i saw him, he was halfway up your ass. ❞
❝ i’m ____ . that’s bitch-pants mccrabby. ❞
❝ the great destroyer has arrived. the end is near. ❞
❝ i didn’t really get a good look at it. ____ ’s big thing. ❞
❝ oh, come on, that wasn’t a real judge! that was ____ wearing a powdered wig! ❞
❝ you know, if that word’s too hard to pronounce, you can just call yourself bait. ❞
❝ in scientific terms, he’s developed cranial insanitosis. basically, he’s gone bonkers. ❞
❝ wait, wait, i wanna show you guys a bunny hop i’m working on! ❞
❝ yeah, stealing and killing are a huge rush. ❞
❝ i know my name! you can ask me if you forget. ❞
❝ my beautiful robot army, destroyed. ❞
❝ i’m just trying to punch up the storyline. ❞
❝ i think the important thing is that i am trying. ❞
❝ that was the dream. how did it all go so wrong? how? ❞
❝ i guess that means i get the job, because i’m unopposed, which is the same way i got ‘most likely to be fabulous’ in high school. ❞
❝ yep. and then i ran over the guy that was chasing us. and a few other innocent pedestrians. ❞
❝ well, ____ , you’re kind of a long way from a hero. ❞
❝ if you’d backed up any further, you would’ve had to mail him the bullets. ❞
❝ you back for another beating? it must be ass kick o’clock. ❞
❝ ugh, that sounds like a lot of effort. can’t i just go back to being number three again? ❞
❝ if he keeps screaming like that, he’s gonna pass out and fall off that cliff. ❞
❝ now, if you’ll excuse me, i need to go dig a hole to live in. ❞
❝ what are you gonna do, shoot it with ghost bullets? ❞
❝ now i’m gonna go over to the chow hall and secure some oreos. i got a diet to keep up. ❞
❝ hey hey hey, look who’s back, the dickhead. ❞
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