ask-sir-crocodile: after dark

A nsfw attachment to ask-sir-crocodile. Mostly for rp interactions, but feel free to send asks, I guess.

[shichibukkake]

Has Croc invested in the Moby Huge, yet? I think he'd like it. Probably name it Whitebeard.

[askdoffyandcora]

((Apparently incessant teasing is all @ask-sir-crocodile and I can really think about when Cora gets his dumb ghostly ass stuck in a wall

-Mod Lou

[ask-sir-crocodile]

//For those of you jumping ship

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@ sircrocofficial (in-character acct)

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((I’ll continue to use this blog for the foreseeable future, but I’m much more active on twitter right now))

[shichibukkake]

@ myopicbloomers (r18 acct)

[mihawksothersword]

[shichibukkake]

[mihawksothersword]

[shichibukkake]

[ask-sir-crocodile]

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I can’t seem to find it in myself to kill you, so this will have to suffice.

@ask-mingo @rain-dinners-gala

[donqui-hoe-te]

@ask-sir-crocodile

…!!!

[shichibukkake]

@donqui-hoe-te <3

[ask-sir-crocodile]

You haven't got enough mouth to pour shit out of it so you need a social network as backup for it uh ?

What’s wrong? Did I hit a nerve?

[ask-vice-admiral-smoker]

Don’t act so splendid, the fact that I’ve been in bed with a few people doesn’t change the fact that your list is way longer than mine. And maybe you liked whitebeard also because you are so loose that he was the minimal size you need to feel at least something.

[shichibukkake]

Make all the stupid jokes you like, but leave the old man out of this.

[shichibukkake]

[PREVIOUS POST] @nsfwluffyko​

[nsfwluffyko]

[shichibukkake]

[aftermath-cigarette]

you could suck Crocodile's dick for pride month!

…

[shichibukkake]

It’s Pride month, not Shame month. As if I’d let that mongrel touch me.

[aftermath-cigarette]

But you are probably even proud of that role, the gustibus no disputandum est after all

[shichibukkake]

Did he just call me a slut because I didn’t want to sleep with him

[aftermath-cigarette]

you could suck Crocodile's dick for pride month!

…

[shichibukkake]

It’s Pride month, not Shame month. As if I’d let that mongrel touch me.

[aftermath-cigarette]

Coming “straight” from the nsfw channel on DIscord putting this here because it’s content

[collarthestray]

“If all you’re going to use that mouth for is that insentient barking like a mutt, I’m going to muzzle you like one.”

[shichibukkake]

//y’all better be over 18 i’m not trying to get arrested rn

[shichibukkake]

Anything they meant, I for sure am not going to wait for you to do it sitting still on a chair. So if you are so eager to shut my mouth for once, come at me.

So instead of inviting me to fuck you outright, you’re inviting me to invite you.

You’re wilier than I gave you credit for, Smoker-kun.

[shichibukkake]

First, I don't spend my time ruminating on your sexual preferences. Second, I don't care.

[shichibukkake]

Anything they meant, I for sure am not going to wait for you to do it sitting still on a chair. So if you are so eager to shut my mouth for once, come at me.

So instead of inviting me to fuck you outright, you’re inviting me to invite you.

You’re wilier than I gave you credit for, Smoker-kun.

[shichibukkake]

Maybe you should teach Smoker a little of respect uh?

Yeah, I should just kill him.

@ask-smoker-the-white-hunter

[shichibukkake]

Oh, let's not forget that you like to be in the center of the attention. Another clear and valid reason. It was so obvious that it almost slipped out of my mind, Crocodile.

[shichibukkake]

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