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imxthexhandler replied to your post: ((I can’t really be on here during the week and...

Hope the cat and pup are okay!

Lol they’re good, they’re just having trouble figuring out how they feel about each other.

((I can’t really be on here during the week and then I unexpectedly got asked to dog sit for my parents and between them and my cat, things have been crazy.))

otpdisaster

Person B making a deal to save Person A’s life at the cost of all their memories together.

#wishlist

justanotherrpmemeblog

My character is under a truth serum, ask them anything.

MY CHARACTER HAS TO ANSWER TRUTHFULLY, NO MATTER THE QUESTION.

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"What's in it for me?"

Phil raised his eyebrow. “If you don’t do it, I’ll tell Mom not to give you any food next time you come over.” He smirked at her. “And I might even refuse to let you into bed for the next week.”

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shieldrecruiter:

Phil sighed. “Do you want to sit on my lap while you do it?” he asked. He knew that often helped motivate her.

Andie groaned softly, making a face at him. “I don’t want to do it at all.” She really didn’t want to have to recount the details of that mission at all, much less in triplicate.

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Phil laughed. “Well, unfortunately, it needs to be done. Come here.” He settled into his office chair and waved towards Andie. “For every paragraph you finish, I’ll give you a kiss,” he promised.

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“you’re what??”

“I’m pregnant,” Andie repeated, biting her lip as she rested a hand on her stomach. She’d taken at least ten pregnancy tests in her moment of freak out, and all of them had come out positive. “I still have to have a doctor look me over but…”

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shieldrecruiter:

Phil laughed, kissing Andie gently. “Well, at least we’re sure. We’re going to have a baby.” He held her tightly, probably squishing her. “When are we going to see a doctor? We need to know when you’re due and everything.”

“I have an appointment in three hours. They’re going to check me out and make sure everything is progressing the way it should,” she replied, resting her head on his shoulder. “I love you, so much. I just hope everything goes smoothly…”

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Phil rubbed Andie’s back. “I love you too, baby girl,” he murmured. He kissed her forehead. “I’m going to be here for you no matter what. Even if it doesn’t go smoothly, I’m still going to be here. Okay?”

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"What's in it for me?"

Phil raised his eyebrow. “If you don’t do it, I’ll tell Mom not to give you any food next time you come over.” He smirked at her. “And I might even refuse to let you into bed for the next week.”

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“….you are so mean!” Andie whined, crossing her arms as she pouted at him. “You know how much I hate paperwork…”

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Phil sighed. “Do you want to sit on my lap while you do it?” he asked. He knew that often helped motivate her.

"What's in it for me?"

Phil raised his eyebrow. “If you don’t do it, I’ll tell Mom not to give you any food next time you come over.” He smirked at her. “And I might even refuse to let you into bed for the next week.”

#sassandsnapshots

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Sexual tension sentence starters

as requested by anon. note: some of these work better if one of the muses is pushed up against a wall

Angry

“Make me.”

“I dare you.”

“Bite me.”

“You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”

“Wanna bet?”

“If you complain that it’s hot one more time, I’m going to give you a reason to sweat.”

“Prove it.”

“What’s in it for me?”

“If you bite your lip one more time, I’m going to do it for you.”

“Oh, well fuck me, then.”

“Shut up!”

“Yell at me again, and I’ll give you a real reason to scream.”

Flirty

“I wish we weren’t out in public…”

“Wow, you’re really strong.”

“Wanna go for a ride?”

“You sure can’t keep your hands to yourself…”

“Ah, I think I need a new bed.”

“Can you help me with my tie?” / “Can you zip up my dress for me?”

“You have really nice fingers…”

“Are we going downtown?”

“You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.”

“That outfit looks good on you. But, you’d also look good without the outfit.”

“What do you wear to bed?”

Awkward

“Do you have to eat it like that?”

“Uhm–t-those shorts look tight–”

“Hey, stop biting your lip…”

“Wha–is that a banana in your pocket?”

“You’re standing a little close to me…”

“Hey–you’ve got a little something on your face–”

“My keys are in my pocket. Can you get them for me?”

“Help me find the D? I mean, the variable–i-it’s math…”

“I just wanna grab your bu–hand. Grab your hand.”

“*purely staring at (muse name)’s lips*”

#memes

themotivationjournals

You can be a good person with a kind heart and still say no.

Anonymous

dateaboysuggestions

Date a boy who’s super shy.

ipusheveryoneaway

Pizza will never break your heart.

imxthexhandler

I thought I would never see you again

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@shieldrecruiter :

Phil smiled sadly at Amelia. “Well, I’m here. Surprise.” He bit his lip, watching her. He was half-sure that she would reject him after being gone for so long, after everything that had happened, and he wasn’t going to push her.

Not saying a word, Amelia got up from her seat, briskly walked the ten feet to Phil, and threw her arms around him, embracing him tightly. She shut her eyes, feeling them fill up with tears. “I thought you were dead.” Her voice was soft, almost a whimper. “I thought I lost you.”

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Phil immediately wrapped his arms around Amelia, holding her close and kissing the side of her head. “I’m here, love,” he murmured. “I’ve got you.” He rested one hand on the back of her head, holding her against him. “I was dead,” he admitted quietly. “It’s…a long story, but the end result is that I’m here. I’m not leaving you again. Promise.”

imxthexhandler

Amelia wasn’t sure how long she held onto Phil. She just didn’t want to let go. She took a moment just to savor this instant–the warmth of his arms, the sound of his voice, his scent, the softness of his lips. She had many questions, but for now, those can wait.

Phil was back.

That was good enough for her.

She pulled back to look at him, her hands still clutching his jacket, her eyes watery with tears, but she was smiling. “You better not leave me again, Phil, or next time, I’ll hunt you down myself,” she tried to joke.

“…I love you.”

( @shieldrecruiter)

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Phil smiled when Amelia met his eyes, leaning forward to kiss her gently. “Never again,” he promised again. “I’d hate to have you hunting me.” He rested his hands on her hips, his expression tender as he looked down at her.

“I love you too,” he murmured. “That will never change.” He pulled her close and kissed her again. Part of him didn’t really want to stop kissing her now that he had started. He could kiss her for hours.

“I have a proposition for you,” he finally said, pulling back slightly so he could meet her eyes again. “Technically, it’s an official assignment, but it’s mostly just so I can stay close to you.”

imxthexhandler

I thought I would never see you again

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@shieldrecruiter :

Phil smiled sadly at Amelia. “Well, I’m here. Surprise.” He bit his lip, watching her. He was half-sure that she would reject him after being gone for so long, after everything that had happened, and he wasn’t going to push her.

Not saying a word, Amelia got up from her seat, briskly walked the ten feet to Phil, and threw her arms around him, embracing him tightly. She shut her eyes, feeling them fill up with tears. “I thought you were dead.” Her voice was soft, almost a whimper. “I thought I lost you.”

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Phil immediately wrapped his arms around Amelia, holding her close and kissing the side of her head. “I’m here, love,” he murmured. “I’ve got you.” He rested one hand on the back of her head, holding her against him. “I was dead,” he admitted quietly. “It’s...a long story, but the end result is that I’m here. I’m not leaving you again. Promise.”

#thanks :D

“I thought I would never see you again…”

Phil smiled sadly at Amelia. “Well, I’m here. Surprise.” He bit his lip, watching her. He was half-sure that she would reject him after being gone for so long, after everything that had happened, and he wasn’t going to push her.

#imxthexhandler

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