ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ "EAT THEM FAWKIN' NOODLES!" food & drink things to script
ㅤㅤㅤall foods and drinks you consume are healthy and beneficial to your body. ALL of them, even the seemingly most unhealthy things like greasy takeout or calorie-dense pastries. you're immune to experiencing negative health effects like tooth rotting or aching, unhealthy and undesired weight gain, mobility decrease, fat clumping up in your body, heartburn, weak limbs, etc.
ㅤㅤㅤevery drink gives you the same benefits as water. drinking a gallon of a fruit juice or chugging multiple cans of sugar-filled soda has the same affect as consuming that same amount of water including the added positive health affects what you consume may have (e.g., fruit juice giving you vitamins, caffeinated drinks giving you / preserving your energy, etc.)
ㅤㅤㅤyou never permanently lose your taste for something you really enjoy. like you may have a moment of ‘oh i needa hop off this for a minute’ but your love for it always comes back and you're able to eat it again without feeling that disgust or repulsion.
ㅤㅤㅤyour food and drinks never expire no matter how long you leave them out or don’t eat them. you could leave a bag of chips in the pantry for five years and when you uncover it from the dusty corner you banished it to and open it, the chips would still be as fresh as the day you bought them.
ㅤㅤㅤyou always find the best hidden food spots in your area and if you become a regular there, the workers naturally commit your orders to memory and and maybe sometimes they slip you a lil extra chicken or sumn.
ㅤㅤㅤon the topic of that, your favorite hidden food spots don’t get overrun by tourists or get so popularized to where you can barely go anymore (of course, they’ll still be successful and thrive, just not completely fucking overrun y’know??)
ㅤㅤㅤthe foods you try never let you down or taste more underwhelming than you hoped. you're never forced to experience that depressing spongebob 'womp' feeling of disappointment when buying food you were excited to try and being betrayed by the hype.
ㅤㅤㅤyou're always kind and respectful to waitresses, cooks, etc., when you go to restaurants and they return that energy. you also always tip them well if that's the culture for their economy. you never have to deal with rude or gross people handling your food and drinks.
