She microwaved me

another singularity amongst a multitude of women

[shifty-jr-8]

GRKEIDHEBEHDHSHDHE

Sorry, effects of being microwaved. Hai there!

[shifty-jr-8]

A is for Andrewsarchus

Pass it along!

[shifty-jr-8]

B is for Broken!

Hnnhnhnnnnnnngh

[shifty-jr-8]

A is for Andrewsarchus

Pass it along!

[shifty-jr-8]

Would recommend her to you.

[shifty-jr-8]

Fire power

[minimound-312932-official]

[shifty-jr-8]

A lovestruck bird will be turned into sustenance by a blade personified

[shifty-jr-8]

Mufsftard

[stp-minimum-cage]

What in the name of Shifty herself am I doing with my life.

[shifty-jr-8]

That's a typical McTabby's shift

[minimound-312932-official]

[shifty-jr-8]

You have concealed the darkness! We shall see light for another day!

[zombiimoff]

[stp-minimum-cage]

Horchata?

🥛

@shifty-jr-8

sure. thanks. you’ll need to kind of pour it at me, though. sorry. no hands.

[shifty-jr-8]

Okay!

*pours the glass at you*

[submound-no-87490]

Baguette?

🥖

@shifty-jr-8

'eyy, thanks, '8. 'Preciate it.

[she takes the baguette and hands you six hundred dollars]

[shifty-jr-8]

Thank you!

[shifty-jr-8]

Not microwave safe. Will explote

[shifty-jr-8]

This however is microwave safe. Take the crown off just in case

[shifty-jr-8]

Not microwave safe. Will explote

[shifty-jr-8]

Experience. Not with the piercing individual, but metal in general.

So anyway I put tin foil in the microwave one time because I thought it would give me superpowers

[shifty-jr-8]

Not microwave safe. Will explote

[hea-lth-inspector-stp]

🥖

Baguette

@shifty-jr-8

Oh— um, thank you? Sorry, what— where did you come from?

[shifty-jr-8]

Vents

[loverdudearchive]

The phrase “Tip: I am so fucking mad” will not leave my brain

[loverdudearchive]

[clown-adjacent]

@dsfalkweon why are you so fucking mad

[dsfalkweon]

someboby at emy cheeseburger

[shiflet-409731-official]

it was gOod…… can i hhave more of It

[shifty-jr-8]

Don't worry! I nabbed some more!

🍔🍔🍔🍔