smh my head

tumblr-user-by-proxy to tumblr user. oh how the mighty have fallen yes im the same me as all the other mes in other places i'm funny. please laugh.

[shiftybelowzero]

me vs the eternal plagues of discourse

new to the tumbles but i've heard horrid tales

that being said, i really don't want to engage in any real discourse except maybe "ai sucks very much very so"

i also don't really want to engage with irl things; i kind of want to have an online presence that just for fandom and messing around with concepts abt the things i like

also i don't do agreement by association; if i follow someone or rb smth from them it's not a "approval of everything they say buttons". i'm not scrolling through their whole backlog lajfklsd

^obvs this doesn't mean i'm going to like. idk follow/rb if someone has the handle unironicnazi. i just don't really want to engage with any form of non fandom stuff outside of what gets shoved in my face by the interweb overlords already :|

pinned post about my... planned engagement with tumblr ig? idk i just wanna do art challenges and follow fan artists/fanfic authors who i think are peak at their craft.

[clementine-kesh]

i do think it’s funny when you’ve been into a thing long enough that you’ve done all the serious analysis you can do so now you’re mostly just thinking up looney tunes scenarios to put the characters in

[clementine-kesh]

looney tunes scenarios which are most importantly still impeccably in-character because of all the aforementioned serious analysis

[shiftybelowzero]

this is why crack treated seriously is so great

[nicstylus]

skulduggery with scoliosis,, if you please,,,, my disability is disabling me and i need to project that onto him

Order up

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It’s mildly amusing you sent this in this morning though, because a few days ago I was doing the exact same thing to China. I wasn’t actually going to share this, but it’s fitting with this ask- so I’m hijacking it.

I’m convinced she’d have multiple sigils to cancel out cramps and such (if she even kept her reproductive system after… everything) but I needed her to fully experience my agony soooo whatever

Hope you find some relief mate :]

[shiftybelowzero]

Jesterbug!!!

ok so here's the full ref of my funky dunky miraculous OC Jesterbug

what i said of her lore on artfight (there's more but i'm fleshing it out):

Jesterbug! She's a ladybug miraculous holder whose mentored by Guardians Marinette (with the mouse) and Adrien (with the Horse).

In her universe, mysterious Alien creatures are invading Earth. Marinette and Adrien have given out several of the miraculous jewels in the efforts of creating a strong team who can fight against these aliens with the help of the guardians.

Jesterbug is a pretty silly, unserious Ladybug, although she takes her job seriously. She makes a lot of jokes and tries to get enemies to underestimate her: both strength-wise (she's short and the clothes don't give you a good impression of whether she's got muscle or not) and intelligence wise.

[shiftybelowzero]

i'm doing artfight this year! (as shiftybelowzero)

here's a sketch of my little guys that i've completed ref sheets for so far! :D

the artfight site currently will not let me innnnnn so we are just standing there, ominously while cloudfare bonks me back into the waiting room every 20 seconds (let me in artfight. pls. i've done nothing wrong)

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[shiftybelowzero]

ah well now that the pope says it i guess i should lock tf in and attempt to axe murder burnout, eh?

[shiftybelowzero]

LADY LISHU AND LADY AH DUO GETTING SEPERATED AGAIN AND AGAIN IS AWFUL??? I'M LITERALLY CRYING??

i'm so glad lishu has a comptent lady in waiting now however

[shiftybelowzero]

watched this a second time and cried again (thinking over how ah duo's son and essentially daughter will be out of reach again and how lishu has gained a trustworthy figure in her life only to lose the other one again </3)

they've never seen a sap like me before

[shiftybelowzero]

jinshis va for "do not spoil my nostalgia with reality" delivered

huge fan of that line

[shiftybelowzero]

also is he the emperors brother?

not getting vibe he's who he says he is

[shiftybelowzero]

OK I WAS THINKING HE WAS AH DUO'S SON FOR A SECOND BUT NOW HE COULD BE AH DUO'S SON WHO WAS SWAPPED WITH THE EMPEROR'S BROTHER??? WHAAAAAT???

the con spiracies

the plot thickens, like blood congealing

[australet789]

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES

IF TEN MILLION FIREFLIES

[shiftybelowzero]

apollo's dodgeball except apollo threw, you caught, and astruc was watching

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[bambieheart444]

Lately I feel more spiritually connected to fashion, literally, I need someone to give me $10k to buy more clothes

[875days]

i miss nino already

[beeishappy12]

shes dreaming

[shiftybelowzero]

no one can make me hate wikipedia disambiguation pages because one time i was playing wiki game and i destroyed the competition with a 30k point lead by finding what i want to say was about 20 different routes from some geographical thing to weezer by going river -> rivers -> rivers (disambiguation) -> rivers cuomo -> weezer and i think that is the closest i will ever to feel to have the having to power of anime and god on my side

[basingstokemercury]

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)

[fanonical]

[shiftybelowzero]

[fanonical]

[shiftybelowzero]