I just decided to make the USM for Contestqueenshipping because this tag is always so dead...
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - FOREVER OFC
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Lisia realised she had a crush on May after she saw her first contest, and May realised it like after 9 months...
How was their first kiss? - May tripped and fell on Lisia THE END.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - May!
Who is the best man/men? - Brendan and Wallace ?
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Zinnia maybe ?
Who did the most planning? - Lisia !
Who stressed the most? -OMG LOW KEY MAY XD
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
We are talking about Lisia’s and May’s wedding, what do you expect ?
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - /
Sex:
Who is on top? - It’s a switch thing between them, but Lisia is more often top
Who is the one to instigate things? - Lisia
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Normal (?)
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Sometimes Lisia overdo it but.... yeah
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - THEY HAVE FUCKING TRIPLETS (May gave birth) Julian, April and Harry.
How many children will they adopt? - /
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Poor May...
Who is the stricter parent? - May actually
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - MAAAY! Papa Lisia often joins them aswell...
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - May
Who is the more loved parent? - They are both loved the same
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- May
Who cried the most at graduation? -LISIA
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Lisia
“Okay kids, remember not to tell mommy anything what happened”
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - May
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Lisia omg
Who does the grocery shopping? - They do it together
How often do they bake desserts? - Mostly on weekends
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - May : Meat l Lisia : Salat
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Lisia xD
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - May
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - LISIA OMG MAY LEFT HER LIKE 2 SECONDS IN THE KITCHEN ALONE
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - the do it together aswell
Who is really against chores? - Sometimes both of them when they are just too lazy
Who cleans up after the pets? - May mostly
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Lisia!
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - none of them really
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Lisia
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - L.I.S.I.A
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - May
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - NEARLY EVERY HOLIDAYS
What are their goals for the relationship? - That they don’t care what other people say about their relationship :3
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - LISIA
Who plays the most pranks? - THEY DO PRANK WARS
