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hate the phrase “it costs nothing to be kind” or any variation thereof cause im not gonna lie to you guys. sometimes it costs quite a lot. i’ll pay it most of the time but christ alive.

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i'll fucking do it but christ alive

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Starfleet @ Leonard McCoy: Could you please just stop violating the Prime Directive for humanitarian reasons, just for a second

Leonard McCoy:

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[ID: 1. Black text in the Star Trek font on a white square, reading, “The Hippocratic Oath Is My Prime Directive, Bitch”. 2. Three gifs from Star Trek IV, the first two showing McCoy in green hospital scrubs, standing in the hallway of a twenty-first century hospital next to an old woman on a gurney as he opens a black doctor’s bag, says, “Dialysis? My God, what is this, the Dark Ages? Now, you swallow that, and if you have any problems, just call me,” and then pats her on the cheek. In the third gif the undercover Enterprise crew are wheeling Chekov out the door on a gurney while in the foreground the old woman is being pushed in a wheelchair, surrounded by doctors and nurses as she happily says, “The doctor gave me a pill, and I grew a new kidney!”]

I’m still not over McCoy casually telling a random woman in a hospital he does not work in, in a century he does not belong in, to “just call [him]” as if there is any remotely possible way she could go about doing that.

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To Bones, there’s no such thing as “out of network,” or out of time and space. He WILL find you.

Option 3: Bones knows that she will have no problems, because he is just that awesome.

Option 4: Having learned nothing from his mistake on Sigma Iotia II, Bones is slipping a Starfleet communicator under the woman’s arm as he casually pats her on the cheek. Its discovery completely alters the future of technology, allowing Starfleet to come into existence, and is why it uses that symbol. Bones is responsible for the creation of every piece of technology that he hates.

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Well. At least they don’t have to use dialysis anymore.

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I got six words for you: I got four words for you: I got 2 words: Fuck you

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Star Trek Set Tour 5/?: Sick Bay

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I asked someone at the village recently if the dairy co-op sold [specific cheese] and she said yes they do, and I said oh I’ll pop by then, I haven’t seen that cheese at the grocery shop for a while, apparently their local supplier is giving them trouble, and the woman I was talking to scowled and said, “the dairy co-op is their supplier and my son works there and yes they’ve suspended deliveries but they’re not the problem” in a combative tone, clearly assuming I had sworn allegiance to the enemy in this dispute I didn’t know existed. It reminded me of how last spring I was saying that I’d seen a really cute foal while driving by [specific farm] and the person I was talking to scowled and said this foal’s mother was a terrible aggressive horse who shouldn’t have been allowed to reproduce and once again I just stood there awkwardly

There are mysterious and antagonistic connections between everyone in rural communities and the only way to be safe is to never mention anyone to anyone else. You say something about a sweet baby goat you can’t discount the possibility that this goat’s great-grandmother kicked your interlocutor’s third cousin in the leg in 1996 and now you’ve unwittingly taken a side in this longstanding feud