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working on rounding up these dragons and trying to contain them to a certain area. very hard work, they live to roam wide areas. i did convince her to take some of them away and only really leave like two or three of these at most, for the sake of the entire ecosystem, but man this is even harder than i expected it to be. i dont exactly work with dragons on the daily now do i

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IT WAS THE UNOVAN HERO PERSON WITH THE FLYGON, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN... HE SAID HE WANTED TO BRING IN TRAPINCH BUT THERE WAS NO SAND

#get these DRAGONS OUT OF HERE THEY'LL GET LARGE!!!!#pkmn irl #pokeblogging #pkmn rp #rotomblr

oh wait was it the holidays? the year's over? ah well happy birthday or however it goes, i'm always terrible with remembering days. i only keep track of halloween cause its my faaavorite one. i get to put my pokemon in funny little costumes its great

i think i'm starting to understand why eevee reproduction rates are so low! most evolutions of eevee seem to prefer to breed with their own kind, but because eevee are so varied, they wind up being quite out of options outside of some areas, so their population just thins out quickly. this was probably more viable a long time ago it's just presumably been made more difficult through human intervention, they catch basically any eevee they come across anyway, basically replacing the wild eevee population with a mainly domestic one instead aside from some areas where they've persisted.

this also means evolutions like glaceon and leafeon, which are based on general location, are a lot more viable for widening their population, but friendship and affection based ones can also be achieved if you get very tight knit little communities of eevee, y'know? but that would also beg the question of how their groups form and behave, are they more distant from others in some areas and closer in other areas or do some traits just persist regardless? so many questions...

#whoops! thought too hard on main #unusual post for me my apologies!#pokeblogging

my coworkers are fools and freaks. i think one of them is one of those freaky Unovan Heroes or whatever, i saw them talking to a reshiram a while ago, like full blown conversation about what a "crumpet" is. the other one changes hair colors every day and i'm still not sure if they remember the last day's color. maybe i should try that it could be fun!

my camera also. broke. which is why i havent been able to log most of my research myself or my shiny new teammates? but be warned, when i can get all this from the pictures im taking with everyone else's equipment and get my own camera you'll be seeing some FUN stuff. i found out that pokemon like furfrou and pidove actually look quite different in purely wild environments due to being so adapted towards humans, and after a good few generations of bugs they've noticeably got some of the craziest pattern variation i have ever seen. did you know sewaddle's line actually look really different depending on the foliage in the area? this is so cool

unovan pokemon courtesy of the freaks i mentioned earlier, of course, though we have a few others in here. i'm looking to see if this is a stable environment for them and i sure am struggling! some of them just dont quite fit.

also let michael loose around here, she's one of those pokemon that likes to be aloof for a while and then bring you a little gift and stick to your side for a good while afterwards.

most importantly why are there axew. and i think i saw a gible also. where are these baby dragons coming from. i did not authorize this.

#pokeblogging #rotomblr #pkmn irl #pokemon irl #ooc the real life reason is my computer is very much not in use currently because i'm moving states and cant draw rn #and ive been gone generally due to the fact id been working on my comic and also ive just gotten very irl busy but i do want to like #maintain this blog more. i miss it. this freak will take control of my life eventually.

pokemontrainerjay

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I want to interact with more pokemon Irl blogs but I don't know who wouldn't mind me interacting with them so if you wouldn't mind if you'd like me to interact could you please comment or reblog (if you reblog make sure to include tags or text so I can see the reblog!!)

#oh i dont mind i just dont post too much anymore lol #still here though. keeping an eye on things

all trick or treaters get spiders today! i am throwing them at the children for enrichment

#yes #this is the right blog

whew alright okay so the gist of the situation these days is i got i am an official researcher now and i managed to get funding for a project pertaining to a whole bunch of pokemon coloring and it's hard work monitoring an island's worth of little and large beasts basically by myself!! but it's going well, i also almost got arrested by interpol a while ago, that also blew over though. overall, doing well things are just kind of in a huge hurry. haven't had much time for blogging. got a lot better at pokeball carving though if you were wondering!! and michael evolved! got a few new teammates, released a few as well. i do have a couple people helping me out in my research? preeetty sure they're people. one of them i'm kind of not sure about. might be a zoroark. but it's none of my business so they do what they want i need the help lol!

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oh geez! okay! its been a hot minute, i finally graduated, which means i am officially an independent but funded researcher!! had a big success i'll talk about it more later and give you guys the team update dont even worry about it! busy busy busy, though!!! i got a license to use a whole island for research recently so i've been moving some stuff over there and i got to expand the yard to keep more pokemon in there!! (committed a couple felonies on the way but keep that on the down low) i will see you all soon!

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oopsies! sorry i havent been around much, ill tell you guys all about that eventually ive just got a lot on my plate right now!! but do have a happy valentines day :D especially the people who dont date, they should all get paid to sit through this. anyway take this as your reminder to not impulsively get any pokemon on the whims of the season because a lot of the time youll fail to care for them! please study up before getting a pokemon! thank you and good night!

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flowerliker

mythical pokémon pokéblr asks!

Mew: talk about your first pokémon!

Celebi: what is one thing you wish you could tell your past self?

Jirachi: if you could have one wish (and no wishing for more wishes!) what would it be?

Deoxys: what is a trait you have in front of some people but not others?

Phione: what do you think about your hometown?

Manaphy: talk about your bonds with your pokémon!

Darkrai: talk about something you are afraid of!

Shaymin: what are you grateful for?

Arceus: are there any spiritual or religious rituals that are important to you?

Victini: talk about an important personal victory or triumph!

Keldeo: talk about a belief you feel very strongly about!

Meloetta: what kind of music do you like?

Genesect: what is something you still have after a very long time? how has it changed?

Diancie: talk about something you think is beautiful!

Hoopa: what is something you really, really want for yourself?

Volcanion: what is something that makes you mad?

Magearna: talk about something you have made yourself!

Mashadow: talk about something you learned from someone else!

Zeraora: what is something you have protected, or is important to you to protect?

Meltan: how do you express affection for someone?

Melmetal: talk about a legend or story you like!

Zarude: how are you with children?

#This looks fun!!!!

ESPEON UPDATE!!!

i’ve managed to take another picture of her recently even though life’s been a little hectic so i figured its time to give you all an update! thank you for your wonderful input ive taken it all into consideration, and after observing these changes, i can say that they’re progressive, but they only change the aesthetic of the fur and it has in fact begun to shimmer mildly in bright light, so i think this is some sort of shiny vitiligo, which im not sure has been thoroughly documented in the past because frankly i cannot find any sources on it so. here!! im documenting it! its a thing that happens!! i am watching it as we speak! absolutely wild.

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realpokemon

Tumblr user realpokemon people are SO RUDE smh I dyed my lilipup pink with poke dye and people are acting like I'm this cruel trainer because "she can't consent" like idk I feel like they've got a very human centric idea of consent

normal: dying your pokémon weird colors for aesthetic fun. they don't really care. it wont hurt them

weird but ok: dying your pokémon to be their shiny colors. you're going to give them a complex

sucks: dying your pokémon to be their shiny colors and then selling them for profit, fleeing the country when it hits court for fraud