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[bloomingsolarflare]

I’m Merrick or Merri if you prefer. Doesn’t matter it’s not my legal name anyway. Used to live in Kalos, now I move around a lot. Keeping a lot of my personal information vague or will deliberately get it wrong. 

I was part of Team Flare up until the whole laser incident. Guess I’m supposed to say it wasn’t all that glamorous, but that’d be a lie. Glamour was the entire point of it. We burned brighter than the sun and then we burned out. That’s that.

My team: 

Charcoal ♂ - Houndoom - Used to mega evolve him, he’s getting a bit old for that now. Makes for a great guard dog. 

Sunny ♀ - Dedenne - Doesn’t battle or nothing. Likes to try and swipe food when she thinks you aren’t looking. 

Moto ♂ - Cyclizar - My main form of transportation these days. Spoiled rotten.

Champagne ∅ - Chandelure - Talks through this thing called an Ovilus. It converts changes in temperature and EMFs into words and simple sentences. Mostly uses it to be a pest. 

Valentine ♀ - Vanilluxe - Perfect dear who has never done anything wrong. If you say one bad thing about her I’m breaking your legs.

[lutraviolet]

it would be awesome if you could draw chandelure! they are one of my favorites! thank you so much!! :)

its your lucky day i already had the whole line drawn

[beastkonohaworld]

Let's start this year with the art from my never finished comics - this whole page art was my favorite one and it would be a shame to never show you all <3

Chandelure [c] Pokemon Art [c] Beastkonoha

[moxtricity]

- Solar Power -

Mega Houndoom for Bisaboard's Fanwork Pokédex. Inspired by the short film "Pikachu & Pichu" where a Houndour first gets the Pichus in trouble and helps them afterwards.

[euphythefox]

Solar Power

[sab3rtooth]

high paying jobs for women who have no work ethic and like to dillydally

[classicalcanvas]

Water Lilies (1904) by Claude Monet

[classicalcanvas]

Water Lilies painted by Claude Monet (1840 - 1926)

[bish0ps]

[thecutestgrotto]

Water Lilies

— Claude Monet, 1910

•The famous art collection•

This was on my list of works I wanted to do and there was a lot of interest in seeing something from Monet. 🩵🌸

[jaimemes]

she eepy

[ripe]

thegoodhypeofficial on ig

[pennyforyourwoof]

what non-dogs are dogs to you

Deino being a big one. But hmm. Let me think a bit here. I think both Nidoran, Slowpoke, Seel. This one might be controversial, but Jolteon and Flareon of the eeveelutions are very dog-like to me. Hmm, the Tower Trio of Johto. They give off dog-energy. Numel, Trapinch, Absol, Buizel, Stunky, and Skuntank as well. Hmm. Hippopotas, Skorupi, Heatran, Sky Shaymin, the entire Venipede line, Sandile. Kalos has no dog like pokemon. They don't even have a *good* dog pokemon. Oh, Stufful, Drampa. Wooloo and Dubwool are like dogs to me. Growing up with them though brings in a bias. Clodsire and that Koraidon as well. So yeah, there's my Honorary Dog Pokemon list.

[pennyforyourwoof]

I cannot believe that I forgot Shuckle. Shuckle absolutely is like a dog pokemon to me! Those little guys are absolutely dog-like.

[bloomingsolarflare]

slurpuff and swirlix???

[nintoonerart]

Two of my favourite gen 6 Pokémon 😊

[darlingsterns]

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

[darlingsterns]

at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it

[h1king33k]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4Zm-Aa74Y&t=2613s

[drek-odradek-deactivated2022031]

omg BLESS YOU for the link and the time stamp that was as glorious as described by the OP

[bythestardoggedmoon]

Y’all failed to mention that HE posted the video HIMSELF and liked every single comment oh my god

[nitghowl1600]

Ok but if you keep watching, the FBI agent asks the professor how sure he is that the painting was the real deal and the professors says “I have two sons. I often wonder where they really came from. I don’t wonder where this painting comes from.”

[killerchickadee]

He fucked Rubens himself.

[pokemonranch]

Houndooms are not usually the first thing that comes to mind when thinking 'bout working mons, but they can be just as good as Bolthunds!

They're not recommended for herding 'mons smaller than Wooloos 'cause of their high prey drive, but they can be great taking care of Girafarigs and other Psychic 'mons due to the type advantage and their size!

[moddedmoor]