The British Shinigami Dispatch

This is the home of the British branch of reapers: Ronald Knox (main muse) Grell Sutcliff William T. Spears Alan Humphries & Eric Slingby We take questions after our shifts and we hope you enjoy your staying ;3 (Otps of this blog are Slingphries, Gronald (GrellxRonald) and Grelliam)

[bluegrasshole]

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows

[peekybloomers]

Grell takes Boston Pride

[bible-of-fun]

[wolverinequeen]

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

[ethanredotter]

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

[wolverinequeen]

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

[official-sachsen-anhalt]

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

[ask-finny]

((Two kinds of people))

[absentia123]

[shinigamiidispatch]

This gave me Drocell vibes

[azure-dreamer-deactivated202003]

ASK THE BLOGGER

‼ - real name?

✺ - eye color?

✁ - hair?

☿ - zodiac sign?

☃ - tall/short?

❅ - any sports?

✈ - hobbies?

❤ - single/taken?

ツ - any pets?

☂ - favorite season?

✐ - fave types of movies?

❣ - how would it be your ideal date?

☣ - phobias?

☠ - fears?

✘ - hates?

° - ever were close to death?

♧ -….. on drugs?

♠ -…..smoked?

♦ -…..had alcohol?

❥ - sexual orientation

♚ - favorite eye color?

♛ - favorite hair color?

♪ - music you like?

✌ - favorite bands/ singers?

♒ - fave animes?

❦-.fave characters?

✿ - fave kind of clothing?

ღ - mottos?

✬ - photo of me?

[kalashnikovo]

im bored! :’(

[vixvaporrub-deactivated20181103]

skeet plz

[shinigamiidispatch]

#ImHumanToo

Who here work, as myself, in the service business at a cafe, restaurant or retail? And who can say that they know what I mean by that people forget we are humans when we step inside the doors at work?

[moribirb]

I love them 💖

[shinigamiidispatch]

The strangest things can happen

2/18 million

That was the probability for anything like this to be able to happen. That was the probability for this to connect the two of us

1/9 million

That was the probability for you to make this “mistake”

1/9 million

That was the probability for me to be the one on the receiving end of this “mistake”

Thank you. You saved my life that day...

Coincidences can happen, but I never in a million years thought that one like this could happen to me.

I have you to owe my life to, literally 💞

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[shinigamiidispatch]

I know it's been a lot of personal lately BUT... help?

I seriously need some help in my life, because honestly, my schedule for next month covers almost 14 days in a row and if I'm lucky one day off now and again but still my hours aren't enough to survive by because I'm given the shortest of short shifts imaginable. I don't want to jump around and work double shifts in other locations either because I'm afraid to burn out completely and never get any rest what so ever. I barely eat anymore because above stated means... well... payment isn't all awesome sauces in life... and as adult there is something called rent and oh, electronic bill and just bills in general. On the plus side of that shit, I lost weight... I go like a roller coaster in mood and smoking has become a only way to calm the nerves. I've found myself often drunk as of late, and I mean enough not to function. Some days I feel happy and like people care, but then I go on to feel like I am not making a single person happy and they all just expect things out of me and if I can't preform to standards well then let's put more pressure on me. Yep, I'm the bad guy. I do not know why I am writing this. I have no idea. But I feel like if I didn't have to wake up to the pointless shit tomorrow, then it would be better. I can just continue to sleep forever.

[shinigamiidispatch]

I'm in need of some positivity right now!!!

[shinigamiidispatch]

Personal vent time!

As of the latest days I've felt all too happy, in a way I haven't before. It's been such long and crazy way up until here but I am honestly very happy for all my decisions and actions. I've met my best friend! When I met this person I thought we had nothing at all in common and we were both looking at each other like "who are you and what are you talking about....?" But now we are unbelievably close and I am so truly happy to have met her. I've realized that where I am today is all because of one person. If it wasn't for him, I would not have lived the life I do. I wouldn't have met some of the people I today proudly call my friends, I wouldn't have been living where I do today and I wouldn't have been as happy. On an aside, I've lost most of my muse for most fandoms, even if I am still in them. I love watching the shows still, and all that, but I don't feel like writing at the moment. If you're just up to small talk though, Black Butler and Attack on Titan fans can find me here on @shinigamiidispatch SPN fans should go check out @theicydevil SHINee fans should go to @crazy-danger I WANT TO TALK TO PEOPLE SO COME TALK TO ME, IM SOCIAL!

[shinigamiidispatch]

Impulsively dying hair purple because of: "hey, I kind of look like Taemin in this haircut... he looked good in purple... let's do this!"

[shinigamiidispatch]

My life is a success!!

I hacked the work music system at work and blasted SHINee, before I knew it I had Koreans dancing along to Ring Ding Dong in our couches

[gosh]

[shinigamiidispatch]

I can sign this, because a mess it was

[shinigamiidispatch]

Screaming on the inside and I want to let it out to someone but everyone is busy!!!

[shinigamiidispatch]

If you could bring back a Kuroshitsuji character, who and why?

Personally I'd want more Claude or Drossel...