Pastel Platypus

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[orphetoon]

guy who's salary is entirely sweet treats

[tervaneula]

dadbodnardo... save me... save me dadbodnardo

[notsotinyblob]

Rocky unfamiliar with classic earth puppet

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Adolin: The bridgeboy and I are dating now

Shallan: Oh! I’m glad you felt ready to tell me, but I’ve known for a while.

Adolin: …We only just started?

Shallan: Then what on Damnation were you doing before that???

[wayneradiotv]

this dog walked on stage during a biden rally and joe had his campaign team bury and seal the dog underground with bricks. this is SO fucked up, are some of you really voting for this ‘nice guy’?

[dregtal]

OBJECTION! This incident happened in Russia back in 2015, and has nothing to do with any US politician, Biden or otherwise. If you have some dirt on any politician from any political party across the globe, by all means share it, but don’t post total bullshit and present it as absolute fact.

[anarchoblake]

No biren said he hates dogs and to bury him, see the ad?

[lucidlymelanated]

Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

[aetherograph]

Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

[loisfreakinglane]

#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late

[windynebula]

I'm gonna say something incredibly 30-year-old and I'm going to ask you to not judge me while I'm trying to be genuine and real. Okay? Here's my truth.

A piece of lettuce can really elevate a sandwich. The fresh crunch? Unrivaled. Peak. Poetic cinema.

[eggbem]

Di-sass-ter Twins

A redraw of a doodle I did a year ago!

Close-up and original below:

[klytemnestra7]

Today I told my therapist “it’s hard to be pissed off when you’re listening to an old man seduce a plant.”

[fairyplam]

I wanted to draw Kaladin from this moment ever since I’ve read the book-

So I did.

A bloody version ⚠️

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[malkshake]

• Redbubble • TeePublic • SpoonFlower • InkedGaming • Wallpapers

Happy Valentine Yeens 💕

[magneticduolovingpower]

I just saw these beautiful Rise of the TMNT Valentine’s Day cards and I am starstruck! These are so good and I think they are amazing Rise merch and I think they would sell so well! As much as I feel so bad seeing poor Mikey all tangled up in his Kusari-Fundo he looks so cute and it is definitely my favorite one! @nickelodeon @netflix Bring back three more seasons of Rise! Please! @andysuriano please heal everything of the turtles from the movie through the rest of the series! Please! They deserve to heal! We need also need some good action figures of them just like them the recent ones I saw from TMNT 2012! Happy Valentine’s Day!

[softwaring]

[missadelinecatgirl]

must we live in squalor

[awzominator]

Day two fav episode: Fungus Humungous

honestly there’s many episodes I love and will never tire of watching but this one has some of my fav tropes. We got characters experiencing their fears, hallucinations, awesome little mushroom guys running around!! Also the mushrooms dance solo is literally the best! Lives rent free in my mind tbh

[don-da-host]

Day 7 of waiting for TOTTMNT to get uncanceled. Week 1 done bro, and this is only the beginning :D

TOTTMNT fans waiting for the show to get uncanceled be like:

[velvetterabby]

Happy Valentine's day!!! Her greed knows no bounds

[elza-bee]

Hello Tumblr, I'm just posting this, it's an idea I've had for a while, a Batman crossover with the Rise turtles. It's a kind of AU where the turtles live in Gotham and instead of Splinter, it's Batman (who has mutated into a bat) who takes care of them (basically, he replaces Splinter).

I want to do some sketches and character sheets, and a bit of worldbuilding. But anyway, enjoy this piece...