You know bread bag alignment chart meme, right? Now, place OPM characters into each categories that seems fits for them based on how they would store their bread! 🍞
Ajshdhsjs I’m gonna make this one kind of quick because I don’t know how else to elaborate on how they store their bread but here goes nothing. Thanks for the ask, anon! And I assume you’re talking about this meme, so I’m gonna use it:
Tatsumaki: Lawful evil. She just uses her powers to untie the knot each time easy peasy!
Silverfang: Lawful good because he’s old.
Atomic Samurai: Neutral good but only because Kama insisted that bag clips were a good investment (they are) and now everyone uses them.
Child Emperor: Chaotic good because he’s a little engineer boy and he likes to make things more complicated than they have any right to be!
Metal Knight: Chaotic evil because he likes his bread to be hard and cold, just like his heart!
King: Lawful good because his mom bought him a bread box for Christmas like eight years ago and he’d feel bad if he didn’t use it.
Zombieman: Neutral evil because he doesn’t give a shit.
Drive Knight: Does he even eat bread? Does he even eat at all? WE NEED ANSWERS, ONE!
Pig God: Lawful good because he treats every food item with the love and care it deserves.
Superalloy Darkshine: Lawful neutral because he’s the only person in the world that doesn’t lose the bag clip ten minutes upon opening it. For a big dude, he’s surprisingly conscious of small things.
Watchdog Man: Chaotic evil because his suit is so clunky that he can’t even close the bag properly.
Flashy Flash: Chaotic neutral. He doesn’t have a box and it’s canon that he loses shit 24/7 so he wouldn’t be able to keep the bag clip either. Twisting and tucking is the best he’s got for keeping his bread fresh as long as possible, because he’s a bit of a picky eater.
Genos: Neutral good. He’s basically a housewife in canon (not that I’m complaining) and like Kama, knows bag clips are a good investment.
Metal Bat: True neutral because Zenko has so many hair ties strewn about the house that he just picks one up each time he opens the bread bag.
Tanktop Master: Lawful good. Carbs are important to good nutrition and he wants that bread to stay nice and fresh for as long as humanly possible.
Puri-Puri Prisoner: Chaotic evil. His tastebuds are fucking dead from eating stank-ass prison food all the damn time so it really doesn’t make a difference to him if his bread is stale as fuck.
Amai Mask: Either neutral or lawful good because we all know he’s rich enough to afford both bag clips AND a bread box.
Iaian: Neutral evil because he has the taste buds of a five year old and even though he doesn’t really like his bread to be that stale, he more or less couldn’t give a rat’s ass. He’s more focused on, you know, being the best swordsman in the land.
Okamaitachi: Neutral good because I’ve already said twice that they’re a responsible adult and they KNOW BAG CLIPS ARE A GOOD INVESTMENT. BUY SOME FUCKING BAG CLIPS EVERYBODY. JESUS CHRIST.
Bushidrill: Chaotic evil. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: he’s not terribly old, but he’s old enough to not give a shit.
Fubuki: Lawful or neutral good. She’s not as rich as Amai Mask but she has both a bread box AND bag clips because she’s also a responsible adult! (Bag clips are a good investment).
Saitama: Neutral evil. Too lazy to do anything else but not lazy enough to blatantly leave the bag open. We’ve all been there.
Mumen Rider: Chaotic good. The only reason for this is because he saw the bottle hack on Facebook (or whatever the OPM equivalent to Facebook is), thought it was a good idea, and absolutely butchered it. He still keeps it around however, because he’d feel bad if he threw it away.
Sonic: Lawful neutral. He’s homeless so he doesn’t have a box or clips, probably only has one hairband for his hair, couldn’t keep the original bag clip, can’t do the bottle hack, and is just overall not that fond of bread. He has that Facebook wine mom view of carbs where if you eat a plate of spaghetti you’ll immediately gain 47 pounds or some shit. He’s gotta maintain that lean ninja figure, yo!
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