First Comes The Pride, Then The Fall.

ENSLAVED CHILD. FREE HIM.

I’VE FREED HIM, BUT AT WHAT COST?

OH NOOO. THE CHILD IS COMMITTING ARSON

RANDAL RADMAN WHAT DID YOU DO

HE WAS YELLING AT THE CROW SO I LET HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE. HE’S BEEN CHASING THE CROW WITH A LIGHTER FOR THE PAST 2 MINUTES NOW

STOP HIM THATS BRAM!!

WHY DO YOU THINK I’VE BEEN YELLING OUTSIDE FOR THE PAST 3 MINUTES, TERRY.

GO RUN AT HIM OR SOMETHING! JUST TELL HIM THATS MY FRIEND OKAY

ENSLAVED CHILD. FREE HIM.

I’VE FREED HIM, BUT AT WHAT COST?

OH NOOO. THE CHILD IS COMMITTING ARSON

RANDAL RADMAN WHAT DID YOU DO

HE WAS YELLING AT THE CROW SO I LET HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE. HE’S BEEN CHASING THE CROW WITH A LIGHTER FOR THE PAST 2 MINUTES NOW

STOP HIM THATS BRAM!!

ENSLAVED CHILD. FREE HIM.

I’VE FREED HIM, BUT AT WHAT COST?

OH NOOO. THE CHILD IS COMMITTING ARSON

RANDAL RADMAN WHAT DID YOU DO

I think the Toppats should abandon the current system and replace it with the warrior cats ranking system.

fashionrat-applebees

just saying copperstar is way cooler then stickstar also what the hell are kits then?

Babies, duh.

ruppertducky

So kids are going to be apprentices for 12 fuckin years?? That’s 24 times as long jfc

the-head-of-comms-i-guess

Yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, American school system. I’ve thought this through.

And what the heck is the medicine cat.

You guys are really not thinking this through, huh? It’s a fucking doctor, you degenerate

gayonlineandoffline

Wait. What are cats then.

…They’re still cats. What the fuck are you on?

regal-leader-r

So you’re saying we hunt for food like them? Or is grocery shopping what we’ll call hunting?

I said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle. I’m going to lose it.

blubbfishe

The fuck’s a warrior cat

Someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me.

fashionrat-applebees

would the different factions become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned?

It’s the ranking system. The leader is the LEADER. It’s one clan. We’re one clan. Can’t you fucking read? I’m this close to bursting into tears.

ruppertducky

Okay but what about the other factions? Would there be Governmentclan, Wallclan, CCCclan?

It does say Toppat system on the original post. You saw that, right? You read the post? The Toppats? Just Toppats?

unleash-her-now

Wait does that mean that the current leader rules until someone else comes along and wrecks their shit?

I mean, yeah. Until that motherfucker dies he’s leader, that’s how wc works. Kill your leader, start a riot & shut the fuck up im so stressed.

gayonlineandoffline

I, for one, do not think Copperbottom should get 9 lives.

Neither should Tigerstar, but guess what.

blubbfishe

Isn’t this like? A monarchy or a dictatorship??

It’s the warrior cats ranking style, that’s what it is.

the-head-of-comms-i-guess

Hey @regal-leader-r trying to hide this stupid question in the tags. What do you think a Right hand is?

Wait what are twolegs considered?

You’re just like the guy who asked what cats would be. Twolegs are people we just wouldn’t use that term??? I’m

ruppertducky

hold on so what about rogues and loners

Rogues aren’t even a part of the clan ranking system, neither are loners. I do not think I can handle this thread much longer.

fashionrat-applebees

what about high ranking toppats? are they just senior warriors? or would they not exist??

thEYRE WARRIORS. THEY DONT EXIST I CANNOT DO THSI ANYMORE

#is this why you’ve been angrily typing on your phone

Why is my son tweeting about warrior cats

Just woke up. One of the fucking cats literally tore up the only cape I had left I’m fucking furious.

So that’s why you were yelling at Pepper this morning.

WHAT THE FUCK DAD WHEN DID YOU GET A TUMBLR

I haven’t but now I am very curious as to what you mean.

Just woke up. One of the fucking cats literally tore up the only cape I had left I’m fucking furious.