ShinyShortMonster Fuck Yeah.

26, she/her bisexual. I love soft boys and girls that can kick my ass.

[glumshoe]

hiking? to get places? can’t relate

[glumshoe]

I hate hiking with people who want to reach destinations or travel a certain distance. I LOVE hiking with people who don’t mind stopping every thirty feet to look inside rotting logs or photograph spiders or identify salamanders. people who hike for exercise confuse and terrify me.

[lyrslair]

OH MY GOD YOU UNDERSTAND.

[glumshoe]

I joined an outdoors club in college and it fucking sucked because all anyone wanted to do was get to the top of the mountain as quickly as possible and only stopped to drink water and eat trail mix. It was awful.

[glumshoe]

Ideal hiking companions: botanists, entomologists, mycologists, people with asthma, children with ADHD, easily distractible dogs, people with great butts who walk slightly faster than I do

[marissa-coopermoved]

buffyverse + text posts 1/?

[slayerbuffy]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | S6E05: Life Serial.

[pussylipgloss]

thinking about getting kissed on the neck instead of paying attention while walking across the street is gonna be the way I die

[rumman]

patti and dolly harmonizing to an acrylic nail beat

[error-thisblogisdead]

Bad boys on  the hospital. 

Wait when Deku wakes up. 

I need soft hospital after everything. 

- Two heroes loose on the hospital SERIES -

[torturelabyrinth]

Every time i see a post or tweet about twilight being gay culture or hilarious I just think about how the Quileute tribe of Washington had to set up a website specifically to combat racist misinformation that was being spread about their history and customs by stephenie meyer. Like she really just took an existing group of people with millennia of actual history and an actual mythos and culture and then just made shit up to fit her sexy mormon abstinence only tract

[particles-and-sweet-electrons]

Donate to help the Quileute Nation move their culture and community center to higher ground now that climate change is threatening their current infrastructure.

[barrenwomb]

[cinnamon-rell-deactivated202204]

[sirobvious]

“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”

[sirobvious]

I struck a nerve in the billionaire fandom with this one

[olive2004]

I cannot @ how big he is

[tariqah]

Son

[cosmic-kitten-s]

An absolute unit

[cluegrrl]

MEGAFAUNA!

[copperbadge]

MEGAFRIENDA!

[gay-jesus-probably]

Where’s that one article of the guy in Red Dead Redemption who used the biggest horse in the game on multiplayer and was basically a bulldozer

[gehayi]

Here’s Big Jake meeting Thumbelina, the world’s smallest horse at 17.5 inches (or 44.5 cms).

[ex-natiya]

[manny-jacinto]

EWAN MCGREGOR + being valid in some movies 😳

[m00nlight-syndrome-deactivated2]

[hellsite-yano]

[mika-milano]

Big Brother Gray is my favourite thing in the entire world

[annluvazzel]

✨ Commission for @mushi9 ✨

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This is an illustration based on a scene of their amazing NaLu fanfic "Capturing Her Damaged Heart"

I'm really happy she commissioned me this, drawing their expressions and tore clothes was fun, and I'm enjoying the story A LOT. So I'm thankful for the opportunity to draw Natsu and Lucy in such an incredible AU and for the great fanfic I started reading because of this commission 🤭

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Traditional Art [Color Pencil]

[professionaljester]

this is the first time in years that tumblr has felt organic. No I will not elaborate 

[thelovethatyouhad]

[cuttingchai-deactivated20260528]

an accurate representation of my tumblr dashboard