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wackom

Bothering the beast

lucy-o-ohs

my flabber is gasted and my gob has been smacked

coughloop

Just saw an adult man growl at a qr code on the wall

cogbreath

l0stvegas

Got Bones? (Printable)

Hey, I made a printable .PNG version of that “got bones” flyer if anyone wants to make a few copies to hang up in real life and cause some minor chaos around their town. Have fun, feel free to send me pics if you stick it up anywhere

l0stvegas

I should specify, for those who are apprehensive:

- The phone number attached to this poster is real, and works.

- It’s not a random stranger’s number, please don’t worry. I set the number up specifically for this piece.

- You will not get a live person on the line, it’s just a pre-recorded message (unless my finger slips and I accidentally answer one of the incoming calls, in which case I will inevitably panic and immediately hang up)

- It does, however, cost me like nine bucks a month to keep this text app phone number running for the sake of the joke. Which isn’t a lot, but I’m honestly pretty broke these days. So if this poster amuses you and you want to chip in to help this thing live on so other people can call the number, you can toss me a dollar or something over on my Ko-Fi page. I’m gonna try to keep it public and live for as long as I feasibly can, however.

l0stvegas

This is genuinely the funniest possible result that could have come out of this whole thing, I approve

chessys

i need 2 nourish my body so when i die i can contribute maximum nutrients to the trees

x

Never would I have thought to meet an ifunny user on tumblr

shiori-love

Part of the ship, part of the crew

intactics-deactivated20211231

I am asking you to endure it.

intactics-deactivated20211231

a lot of Gregory Berrycones in the notes missing the reference to my twelve note magnum opus from several hours prior in which the narrator silently begs an entity that isn't really God for death and the entity says no

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the narrator is operating under the constraint that they can only use words "god" has already spoken, "god" is aware of this and says the 'Time flies' sentence on purpose in order to give the narrator the pieces they need to voice their complaint; "god" has constant access to the narrator's thoughts, and answers them as though they're having a conversation between equals, but clearly absolutely dictates the terms under which the narrator can speak. it becomes obvious as the scene continues that the narrator is silently screaming and that the request being denied may be a request for death, but is at minimum a request for some acute suffering to be stopped

this could be an interaction between a normal person and an evil telepath with some mind control ability pretending to be the voice of a benevolent god. or it could work as a demon lord speaking to a soul they've trapped in a mirror and keep at their side. or it could be an actual god trying to calm down their only believer because they're trapped in the same prison. the concept amused me so kindly forgive the ugliness of the execution

albertserra

Posts that altered the fabric of the universe

blackberrrying-deactivated20210

but maybe i shouldn't speak ill of the deactivated

fellwhite

institutionalized-gaming

October can’t come soon enough

IT IS AUGUST

its-an-ear-hat-john

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

bedhead-queen

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

gahdamnpunk

That gap I-

crazyintheeast

It’s actually much worse then this. All you need to do is to look at their imdb pages to see that Adele Lim has more credits and experience under her belt then Chiarelli .This is VERY important because the usual excuse when there is a massive difference in salary is that one party is more experience then the other and this is natural to pay them more. And yet here she is the one with more experience and yet with a drastically lower cut. This is both racial and gender discrimination and there is absolutely and utterly no excuse