[shipmxnr]

she/her ⋆ ━━ ⋆ july 21st

yellowjackets fanatic ⋆ ━━ ⋆ shauna shipman's defense attorney ⋆ ━━ ⋆ #1 rosekiller fan ⋆ ━━ ⋆ regulus black irl

yellowjackets, marauders, iwtv, jjk

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[thempregguy]

category of blorbo called "technically i like them but fanons obsession with them to the exclusion of other characters pavloved me into having a negative reaction whenever i see them"

[emptyblissdotmp3-deactivated202]

[maxxie-or-smth]

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

[cutecipher]

it really is annoying as hell how someone will talk about how poor people can't avoid ethically dubious products because of how being poor works and then someone with a two story house in the suburbs will take that to mean they can order harry potter books through a drone delivery from amazon and if you criticize that you're a bigot

[kissrosier]

09. reg has no pfp cus i couldnt decide on one shhh

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

[valtsv]

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

[spilledmygvts]

i need teen timeline yellowjackets but as a 8 season sitcom

[motherwifes]

i wont hatepost but sometimes it does feel like this to scroll fandom tags

[sh1fr4]

sorry my hands are so cold all the time it's cuz i died a few years back

[man-offical]

TAG GAME OF MAN!!! TAG YOUR FRIENDS OK??

answer my questions. ok?

1. What the thing you last consumed?

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

4. Do you ever shut up?

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.

7. What is your least favourite colour?

@incognitostunner @woman-offical @stagefrightbaxter @callofwinter @holymolyitssam @tagging-officals-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @that-one-fuckass-stone-image @eric-cartman-offical and open tags. ok? answer my questions. DO IT.

[whatsupenchiladas]

if tags are opened I'm in it

1. coffee

2. 23pm I think

3. 6am

4. yeah.. ig

5. ofc

6. men (not in a sense of attraction)

7. yellow

@lesbeanfailure @oeleruathechronicallyillasshole @dossquared @widdleguy @circesnymph57 @ghostofmyth @iamthe-veil-thatyou-pierced @imgayyouregaywereallgay @nxtglow @sharks-are-better-than-people @redghostnicco (open tags ofc)

[nxtglow]

1. chocolate😋😋😋

2. i went to bed earlier but probably fell asleep at like midnight cause when i last checked the time it was like 11:45 and i usually take 10-20mins to fall asleep so

3. 6am

4. depends who I'm with... usually yes

5. only if my cats don't sleep with me. if one of my cats come to my bed i'll hug them to sleep. if not i'll use a plushie. i love hugging things to sleep

6. I like the absence of gender, actually (agender ppl ily)

7. man this is hard i love everything colorful... but i think i'd say grey?? idk i love colors i don't think there's one i like less

@chuu-chuu-train @pippa-fitz-amobi open tags!

[shipmxnr]

1. pasta

2. ...8:00 am..

3. 2pm

4. literally never

5. no

6. women

7. orange

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[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[nxtglow]

when the character everyone hates is the one you relate to the most

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened"; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah

[enigmaticpink]

I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[adventuretfox]

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

[funkyness]

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

[bprinny]

Cainceled 

[kraetys]

This post gets worse every reblog

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

yet im not Abel to scroll past

[schmuckered]

This post hit me like a rock to the head

[nikkoliferous]

This is the quality content that keeps me on Tumblr

[57circlesofhell-deactivated2015]

I once tried to explain depression to someone as like if one day you gradually started to lose both your sense of taste and your ability to feel full. And you don’t know why, but now everything you eat tastes like mashed potatoes and nothing you eat is satisfying. You keep eating because you must eat to live, but the effort that it takes to prepare food is taxing and there is no pay off. You just know it will taste like mashed potatoes. You just know you will still be hungry. So you stop bothering with seasonings. Then you stop bothering to use ingredients you used to like. Then you start to wonder what the point of eating is because there is no payoff. You still feel hungry and you’re sick of the taste and you don’t know if you will ever enjoy food again and you don’t know why this is happening.

If someone comes up to you in this scenario and says, “Well have you tried spicing your food? Using different ingredients? Eating foods you used to love?” It isn’t necessarily helpful because the reason you stopped doing all that in the first place is that everything…tasted…like mashed…potatoes.

[ladyjanelly]

This. Completely this.

[i-give-chess-pieces-to-people]

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[mukuroom]

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch