Unbetitelt

[redstonedust]

i dont think shipping is antithetical to good media analysis but even in situations when the romantic reading absolutely makes a story worse sometimes you have to go well. we're playing with toys. yes i know this character would not get into a conventional romantic relationship and if they did itd ruin a lot of the themes of the story but fortunately the original story still exists and i have no control over it. im playing in the space and nobody can stop me.

[lush--lush]

[inknose]

urgent questions

[backtogusu]

“What do you think why he never used his sword again? Because he’s young and arrogant? Does he really like being criticized directly or indirectly that you are ill-bred? It’s because it’s useless to carry the sword. He lost his golden core with little spiritual power left. Once he unsheathes the sword he can’t last for a while.”

[gonnanaedaethat]

Devastating scene on so many levels

[lumiink]

another Compass sketch, this time of the wedding variety ♡

[ellllapa]

[lavenderprose]

In my mind, Shane's username is ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer because there is another Shane Hollander who is a forensic anthropologist out of UC Berkeley who got the username ShaneHollander first. Shane's username was originally just ShaneHollander24 but that didn't differentiate between them enough and Shane was waking up once or twice a month to DMs like "Hey Shane my name is CSI Sanders with the Las Vegas crime lab we wanted to get your opinion on this scene in Henderson NV, hope you don't mind got your info from your office out in SF they said this was the best way to contact you" and several dozen images of what is clearly a violently murdered skeleton.

Shane Hollander the anthropologist has a standing invitation to any of the Metros games against the Mission and donates generously to the Irina Foundation every year. Also, he had to deactivate his professional accounts for a few days in 2021. Shane and Ilya sent him an edible arrangement. Ilya wrote "Sorry bone man :(" on the card when Shane wasn't looking.

[krebkrebkreb]

if your favorite oc ever broke containment and developed their own fandom, what would the most pervasive discourse about them be?

too beautiful/smart/skilled/strong/perfect/etc

blatantly evil in some way

was mean to someone once

the unforgivable crime of just being kind of annoying

“in the way” of a popular ship

age gap relationship (2-10 years)

age gap relationship (10-30 years)

age gap relationship (30+ years)

a stereotype/“bad representation”

female

op you forgot ______

character is bald / im bald / see answers

Voting ended onMay 6

(i’m not giving a “multiple apply” option on this one. pick the most applicable/what you think would be the most argued about.)

[krebkrebkreb]

incredibly pleased that everyone is following the instructions i forgot to give and reblogging to explain their choice in the tags 🙏 more of that please i want to know about your ocs and also i love you

[strawbebbynya]

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

[whitachi]

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

[scarlettohairdye]

[kitachett]

pt 2 of He Xuan's adventures with the giant Xie Lian statue

[cappucosmic]

A Special Someone

[shuravf]

✨The Hyperfixation Cave✨

[paradoxspaceheater]

how old is wei wuxian?

chronologically: wei wuxian was born around 35 years ago

physically: mo xuanyu’s body is around 24 years old

total life experience: 22 or 23 years

longest run: around 22 years

current run: 1 year or less

if you ask him: 3 years

[paradoxspaceheater]

#op im losing my mind over the idea of someone asking wwx how old he is and he goes three!! (: and they turn to lwj expecting him to correct#and he does!#but he just goes wwx is incorrect he is technically 1 year old (via @neverdoingmuch)

[limerental]

ficletvember - day 18

yenfriskier? - prompt: witcher yen

content warning: referenced violence, dubious consent

The women in the corner booth wear twin scowls of disdain as Jaskier croons the last notes of his set, his wincing and griping over the pelted stale loaves stopping short as he finally catches sight of them. 

Their dress is quaint and woodsy, leather armor scuffed, and they lean close enough together that their dark hair blends. One lighter of hair and skin, her loose waves shorn along the line of her jaw, the other with black curls and a mean scar cut across the ridge of her brow, barely skirting a violet eye with strange slitted pupil. More weapons than seem practical for two people lean against the bench, and likewise, more flagons of ale than seem practical crowd their table.

Oh, very, very scary, Jaskier thrills. He hears his mother’s voice rise shrill in his head as he nabs a flagon of his own and swans his way toward their corner table, but he drowns her with a deep swig.

“I love the way you just,” Jaskier begins with a flick of his hands. “Sit in the corner and–”

“Piss off, bard,” says the short-haired one, her expression absolutely dismal. “We’re not here to flirt.”

Keep reading

[taradiddled]

Geralt: Hello, Mrs. Pankratz.

Yennefer: Good morning, Mr. Pankratz.

Jaskier: Be honest. You two married me just for my name.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

they don't have last named and they needed to forge some documents

[taradiddled]

Jaskier’s sister thinks they’re great additions to the family.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

she addresses the holiday card to "mr and mrs pankratz and jaskier"

[xueyanggg]

[nie-smh-my-head-huaisang]

Fake marriage au, Wei Ying needs a hot rich husband to help him with legal fees and look like a competent adult with a safe home so he can keep his radish A-Yuan and Lan Zhan speed walks into the building as soon as Wei Ying even thinks about this plan so he can marry him. You know, for the radish.

When asked "oh so how did you two get together?" Lan Zhan rushes in with the backstory of "I knew him in highschool but didn't know how to say hello to the most beautiful person in the world this dude in detention without making his uncle think he's being swayed towards the dark side and only now have they reconnected and fell in love."

And Wei Ying is like "sounds fake, if I saw you in high school I would have been kicked out of my home way sooner because I'd be a teen mom." And Lan Zhan pulls out the year book and Wei Ying is like "great, now I have to reconnect with my estranged family to tell of Jiang Cheng for not making me aware of the most beautiful man in the world sooner." And that's how no one questions wether or not they are together because their obvious pining is the stuff of legend.