Shipping wolves

We love everybody. We also ship everybody with everybody. ...and that just about sums it up.

[verobird]

American Assassin Steter AU

[prettiestcaptain]

Stiles lives a solitary peaceful life deep in the woods, where animals are his only companions. That is until a strange lone wolf wanders to his little cottage on a full moon.

[stiles-and-the-sourwolf]

Sneak peek for the last chapter of Home. 

(Also you should totally click for full res to see all the detail that took me two weeks to paint *weeps on the floor*)

[hoechloin]

There’s someone new protecting the town of Beacon Hills– the residents know him only as Superman, but using his investigative (and observational) skills, Stiles is sure that he has figured out who Superman really is…

[andavs]

[obroseysciles]

teen wolf aesthetics  ▷▷ scerek

[twrarepairexchange]

business casual pairing: Derek/Scott

Derek hates his new job as CEO of Hale Enterprises– until he gets an executive assistant.

comments: Hi duncallski! I hope you like this pinch hit, and sorry it’s so late :)

[twrarepairexchange]

for duncallski / from radishwine

made for round three of the twrarepairexchange.

[pansyparknson]

"Classic tale of boy meets girl. Of course, girl tries to kill boy."

[twrarepairexchange]

i’ll eat you whole (i love you so) pairing: Allison Argent/Derek Hale

Derek Hale is an agent within a covert cell of the F.B.I., tasked with eliminating supernatural threats the world isn’t ready to recognize even exist. Allison Argent is a black ops hunter who takes on threats that have the potential to endanger the national security of the supernatural community – and she reports solely to her father, who heads a supernaturally-driven division that by all accounts does not exist.

In theory, the two should never cross paths. But when bodies begin to pile up and Allison, for the first time, is unable to stop the escalation, Chris pulls Derek from his team under Scott McCall and assigns him to her case. Derek is the only one of his team who completed Behavioral Analysis training before he was reassigned, and with a supernatural serial killer on the loose, Allison needs help – whether she wants to admit it or not.

At first, Allison is outraged, insulted by the idea that for the first time she might not be able to handle this alone. Yet Derek rises to the task as much as he rises to her animosity, and he matches her intelligence and ferocity in equal measure. As the two agents close in on the killer, they also become closer to each other. But cases don’t last forever, and when the killer queen is caught, they may have to come to terms with the fact that they lead extremely separate lives.

(accompanying fic is in the works!)

for rashaka / from thenemeton.

Made for round two of the twrarepairexchange.

[bobbydraked]

Teen Wolf AU ♦ Stiles is already a werewolf and part of Derek’s pack when the Winchesters arrive looking for some supernatural murderers. Sadly they succeed in capturing Stiles and they don’t believe that they haven’t found exactly what they were after.

Dean: Okay, Obi-Wan, cut the crap. Every frickin’ werewolf is the werewolf we’re looking for, which includes you. And I got some nice, fresh wolsbane in these little bullets just for you. So you better start talking.

Stiles: Oh, no need for presents. It’s not even my birthday.

Dean: Okay, enough, I’m gonna beat the crap out of that kid.

Turns out wolfsbane bullets actually do hurt a lot.

[whatthehellisahoechlin]

Allira AU – Teen Kitsune

Kira, teenage kitsune, is happily living an average life in Beacon Hills when new-girl Allison Argent joins her class. Immediately attracted to her, Kira takes a chance and very quickly her and Allison start dating. But Beacon Hills isn’t the quiet town it pretends to be, and both girls have family secrets that could ruin their relationship. Can they survive the fight between hunters and the supernatural? Or will Kira and Allison’s secrets be too much for both of them?

(or basically Teen Wolf except that Kira replaces Scott)

[hoechloin]

AU: Talia meets Stiles for the first time under the assumption that Stiles is Derek’s new boyfriend. Here’s the thing though: Stiles and Derek aren’t a couple. Awkward.

[megan-fox]

Lydia Martin has taken a liking to the new girl in town and lets just say, the feelings are more than reciprocated. 

[shippingwolves]

mcu!thor: i'd rather be a good man than a great king

fanfic!thor: whA t bE tHIS migHty SnAck yOu caLL pO PTaRtS?!

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Ok I had to search a bit, but it’s apparently 7,448,160,000,000 liters? this is a problem, the upper limit of the average human stomach is just four liters, and even then that’s a very uncomfortable amount of water to have in there. Which means there aren’t enough humans on this planet to drink all of loch ness

[jesus-lizard-journal]

what if they drank their fill and then peed it out somewhere where the liquid wouldn’t just run back into loch ness? Then they could go back and drink more the next morning. How many days would that take? Would we end up with a new loch made entirely of pee? Loch piss? 

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

possibly, but thats not taking rainfall into account and the amount of water fed into it every day by the River Oich

[sarah-is-always-triggered]

The upper limit for the human stomach is about 4 liters. It takes the human body about 45 to 60 minutes to absorb/expel 1 liter of water (for the sake of this math problem just go with 60 (1 hour). An average person sleeps 8 hours. An average person spends about 3 hours eating (1 hour for each meal of the day) A day is 24 hours.

1 person alone: 572 billion days or all 7.3 billion people just 78.5 days, roughly. Assuming no one died of e coli or something.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

this is good, but again, this doesn’t take rainfall or the river oich into account. It would have to be done during a dryer season in scottland and the river would need to be dammed.

[severalowls]

There is no dryer season in Scotland though. It hasn’t stopped raining since Roman times.

You might need a second team of people to hold umbrellas over the drinking people.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

the rain would still drip off the umbrellas and into the loch, this is gonna be a problem… someone calculate the annual rainfall over Scotland, can 7 billion people outdrink it?

[butch-king-frankenstein]

The western Highlands, where Loch Ness is located, is one of the rainiest places in Europe, with a yearly average rainfall of 4,577 millimeters (12.54 millimeters a day).  Loch Ness’ surface area is 56 square kilometers.  If it rains 12.54 millimeters every day, then Loch Ness will gain 702,240 cubic meters (over 700 million liters) of water per day.  Everyone will have to drink 0.1 extra liters of water to keep up.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

that sounds doable! our goal is now clear

[cocobutterbella-deactivated2016]

ok but why tho?

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

if you can think of a better way to find Nessie I’d love to hear it

[prettiestcaptain]

Every pack needs an emissary.

[reneestrapp]