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inactive account. This blog is mostly about DC and Marvel, but I also love Glee, Merlin, Psych, Teen Wolf, Sherlock, NCIS and so much more stuff In case you're interested in Star Trek/Star Wars/Voltron here is my other blog : http://spocks-vulcan-eyebrows.tumblr.com

[vamprozy]

alex wearing henry’s ring while holding a crumbling henry on stairs is actually so beautiful it makes me physically ill like I think I’d prefer getting stabbed in the abdomen than whatever this is making me feel

[locuas642]

I havent seen Multiverse of Madness. but I am 99% sure the premise is that Stephen was watching in the news that two egyptian gods were nuking it out next to the pyramid of Giza and said "screw this. I need a vacation"

[snakecats-deactivated20151123]

if you ever feel embarrassed just remember that in middle school I tried to convince myself that I wasn’t gay by making a compromise to myself to “only be gay at night”

[imaliceihugtrees-deactivated202]

The gay Knight rises

[drawsbutnotreally]

“You can fly, Erik. Get up here, you absolute fool.”

[zaof-deactivated20140807]

a gun that shoots smaller guns

[etherealangelfromanotherrealm-d]

and the smaller guns shoot knives

[zaof-deactivated20140807]

[mines-bigger-than-yours-deactiv]

One of the tags on this is Jason Todd aesthetic and I think I’m crying.

[xweapon-deactivated20190306]

It wasn’t in the batcave. 

[shippyshipships]

Reporter: Do you spell it "DamiAN" or "DamiEn"?

Damian: I'll make it easy for you

Damian: Don't address me at all

[snackage]

Way back when the Son of Batman trailer came out, I was a little obsessed with Damian’s squeaky voice and came up with this lame idea for a comic. Since it seems like it won’t get finished, here’s the rough uncoloured version. /rolls

[shippyshipships]

Me, on a date: What do you think of Ben Affleck as Batman?

Date: I feel like Ben is portraying him as TOO fatherly.

Me:....

Date:....

Me, throws breadstick at date: HE HAS FIVE KIDS.

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

Headcanon: Ask teenaged Damian about Batman Inc. and Brucie Wayne’s relationship with Batman and you’ll always receive a different answer.

Example:

“What is your father’s relationship with Batman?“ “They’re lovers.” -

“Unrequited love. Father adores him, but Batman has only one passion: JUSTICE.“ -

“Childhood friends. Met at summer camp. My father stumbled into the woods and noticed a rather fat bat in the tree. Back then he was a little overweight, and also known as Batboy.” -

“I am here to deliver the truth, and the truth shall set this city free. X-Men are real. He’s a mutant! They’re all mutants!” -

“Total weebs. They were really into Inuyasha in high school. You know that one episode with the bat demons? Huge inspiration.” -

“My father cares a great deal about animals, as I’m sure you are aware. Batman is half bat. That’s why he covers his face. He has bat eyes.“ -

"It’s a torrid affair. Batman’s secret headquarters are under Gotham harbor. My father has always had a thing about romance surrounded by fish. Sometimes he’ll get Batman to sing sea shanties.”

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“Here’s the thing: Batman is actually not a man. The figure is made up of small cobbler elves. That’s why the Kevlar fits so tight.”

[whore4batfam]

#sometimes Selina will help #that’s when it gets really risqué #’Brucie and I both agree that our favorite part of the costume is the batbelt’ #’Father is particularly keen on the kevlar chaps’ #’DAMIAN WAYNE’  

[08sarchive]

Chris Evans Pranks Comic Fans with Surprise Escape Room // Omaze

[batmomhoe]

The thicker my thighs are the more guns I can fit around them.

Jason Todd, probably (via batmomhoe)

[katsuyacrimson]

DC Nine-Nine! Has this been done? I feel like this has been done.

[shippyshipships]

Jason: I'm different from other guys, Tim.

Tim: Uh—

Jason: And by different I mean better.

[corvou-deactivated20151102]

me: the villain is kinda cool me to myself: don't 

[inkydandy]

How superhumans play catch.

[batwayneman]

You’re both such idiots

Superman/Batman Part 1: World’s Finest, Jeph Loeb