graveyard of trolls

shitpost • nightblogging • chaoscore

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

i want a mysterious source of income

[shitpostinguniverse]

[heedra]

stop letting your clowns wander the neighborhood unfenced they are agitating the hell out of my (properly kept) draculas and i for one cannot sleep when vampires are barking

[w0wls]

“Bleh! Bleh! Ble-bleh!

[shiptoaster]

[shiptoaster]

when you turn 26 they take you out back and shoot you

[bluebandana]

actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[ten-clowns-in-a-trenchcoat]

I'm actually really funny once you get past how socially inept I am.

[tgirlmaomao]

unemployed girl is a species of creature that needs twelve hours sleep every day and six to eight hours of cuddles and maybe something else

[purefyre]

employed girl is a species of creature that needs twelve hours of sleep every day and six to eight hours of cuddles and maybe something else.

The species is not doing very well...

[ofishal-fish-posts]

job applications are so stupid. "what's ur desired salary?" ten billion dollars next question

[ofishal-fish-posts]

Waiting for the bus simulator

bus due in 5 mins

bus due in 4 mins

bus due in 3 mins

bus due in 2 mins

bus due in 1 mins

bus due in 0 mins

Whoops we forgot to send the bus again

bus due in 30 mins

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[greatwyrmgold]

If you do this in order, leaving will expose you to the evicted evil.

[lynnbecks-gaming-sideblog]

I've poisoned⁶ this post so it's⁶ taking constant⁶ damage⁶ over time, and⁶ I also turned on⁶ damage numbers.¹⁴ Ooh, that one was⁶ a critical!

[toothfairyinc]

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

[weirdo-offical]

chat my fingers are RAW

[kosmogrl]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[ilynpilled]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[spyndylle]

[glasslipids]