Elizabethka077

fangirl / 24 / czech republic / chocolate and tea addict / queer

[philsmeatylegss]

“Phil was my first safe space. You were my first boyfriend.”

[silly-little-pal]

[gaymattsharp]

when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

[scottiequeen]

[proteinmom]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[rashfordxbruno]

The world looking at the USA:

[itsapmseymour]

Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.

[itsapmseymour]

[roseverdict]

So it’s settled? When November 2 rolls around, we’re all laying facedown and blasting Caramelldansen?

[kazooyah]

no we’re gonna put our big boy pants on and do the goddamn caramelldansen dance for once in our lives

[xxtc-96xx]

Well I know what I’ll have to reblog on the 2nd

[supersonic-sp33d]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARAMELLDANSEN

[chocolate-to-the-party]

pov you’re on tumblr for halloween:

[lillagrim]

[relelvance]

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

[piedude]

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

[reagan-slayer69]

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

[greelin]

well. bisexuality and vampirism

[dradelcra]

Guys, Netflix is going to make a modern day adaptation of Dorian Gray and they're making Basil and Dorian brothers

[see-arcane]

oh god

‘The Picture of Dorian Gray’ Series: Everything to Know about This Upcoming Special Project on Netflix

Learn everything about the upcoming Netflix adaptation of The Picture of Dorian Gray.

It's real

[linguisticparadox]

Oscar Wilde did not do TWO YEARS HARD LABOR for y'all to call Basil "Dorian's artist friend" and make them BROTHERS

[ikenoklasm]

[valtsv]

i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.

[valtsv]

[rohirric-hunter]

“You are not better than Icarus just because you have the benefit of his example” go off

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[bumblebeebats]

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

[moss-sprout]

I'm starting a collection

[valtsv]

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

[valtsv]

inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because they’re an entirely different species with their own unique culture

[valtsv]

marine scientist: what’s your gender?

merperson: what’s a gender

marine scientist: like, are you a man or a woman?

merperson: i’m merfolk

marine scientist: no, like, what’s in your pants?

merperson: i don’t… wear any? i don’t have legs?

[9lunarseas6-deactivated20240914]

It’s a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that

[anonymous-lizard]

Human: (invites merfolk friend to a boat party with their friends)

Merfolk: oh man, there are a lot of women here. Haha don’t worry guys, I got this :) *changes into a man to keep a balance because that’s culturally polite for merfolk*

Human: (spits drink) what the FUCK

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

OH MY GOD

[kingfisher-colours]

So in the presence of a ship with an entirely or mostly male crew, nearby mermaids would become female to keep the balance.

[considernature]

IT GOES FULL CIRCLE

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

But really there's something so funny about this tiny ass country having the best and densest hiking trail marker system in the world with every square centimeter of the country mapped and labeled, including cities

Like Czechs will see any vaguely tree trunk-shaped object, be it an actual tree or a goddamn lamp post, and slap a hiking trail marker on it

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Czech pride flag

[fablesdelajoie]

And yet you fuckers keep WANDERING OFF THE MARKED TRAIL WHEN YOU TRAVEL ONE COUNTRY OVER until a helicopter has to come collect you because of injury, exhaustion or bear attack.

[the-aro-ace-arrow-ace]

Yeah and?

[hellonstafftechnique-deactivate]