Shireen

21-year-old German cosplayer, law student, ENTP, Ravenclaw, Superwholock trash! I like fashion, MBTI, cosplay, fandoms, sarcasm, deep thoughts and randomness!

[akhuna]

You know what we have to do now, right?

We have to protect and look out for those who will be targeted by these nationalist right-wing bastards.

Refugees, people with any other skin colour than white, people with names that “don’t sound German”, anybody who is not Christian (Muslims especially, also Jewish people of course!), and LGBT+ people.

Some of them are Germans (i.e. have German citizenship), others are not, but they all belong to Germany, they all are a part of it, they live among us and with us, and they belong to us.

We have to watch out for each other.

History mustn’t repeat itself.

[intangiblecat]

Hobbies include

. Avoiding people

. Mbti-ing the shit out of people I can’t avoid

[pr1nceshawn]

Taking Public Transit: Day 1 vs Day 101.

[republicansareahategroup]

I don’t get the last one e.e

[museumnelson]

If it is empty and the other cars are full there is a reason you don’t want to learn that reason

[aprillikesthings]

^^^^^ 

[respectfulmemes]

[treiskaideka]

They: Pride Month is almost over. Germany: Wait, hold my beer.

[allthingsgerman]

Germany's Bundestag passes bill on same-sex marriage | News | DW | 30.06.2017

Homosexual couples in Germany will now be able to marry and adopt children under a new law passed by parliament. The move brings Germany into line with several other European countries.

[lovethatcoat]

that german feel when you see your american/british/australian friends post something about eating healthy and losing weight and therefore eating no more bread because bread is unhealthy and evil and you get personally offended for 5 seconds until you remember oh yeah right they don’t have any proper bread

[ilikesallydonovan]

#ich bin immer noch schockiert davon#wie ich damals in england ein brot im rucksack hatte#und ein paar andere einkäufe lagen oben auf und danach war es irreparabel platt#da hat selbst deutscher toast mehr strukturelle integrität 

Da muss man auch so furchtbar vorsichtig sein, wenn man das schneiden will. Der kleinste Druck, und das Brot ist hin. Da lob ich mir ein deutsches Roggenbrot - egal, ob man da mit dem Brotmesser rangeht, oder dem Allesschneider, das Brot hält.

[sonicskullsalt]

Paderborn, Regen, 11° - das Brot hält

Freiburg, Sonne, 27° - das Brot hält

Kiel, Wind, 5° - das Brot hält

[gamgee]

okay so I’ve been playing euro truck simulator 2 and I’ve been seeing these signs that say ‘ausfahrt’ and every time I saw a sign that said it I’d take a screenshot because I always thought to myself “wow why is this place everywhere? there can’t be a place called ausfahrt everywhere across europe” and then I later learned that ausfahrt is not in fact a place and is actually the german word for “exit”

[artsekey]

I just thought we were supposed to laugh at ass fart

[boredpanda]

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun

[imaginefandomsfluff-blog]

[thealpacalypse-archive]

i don’t think anyone outside of Germany understands how scarring it is to hear the words “Fresh Dumbledore”. you do not know that there’s a whole generation of Germans out there who get thrown back in time upon hearing those words… war flashbacks of “wer zum Teufel ist Amanda”, “Voldemort hat einen Stein nach mir geworfen”, “SCHINKEN!” and “Ich bin alt, ich bin bald tot, aus grün mach rot. Klatsch!”… those and so many other quotes still haunt me.

you do not know that there’s a whole parallel universe in Germany where Hermione is a lesbian, Dumbledore is a gangster rapper, Gilderoy Lockhard is a porn star and everything is 100% obscene. that everyone quoted these dubs for months. that there were actual albums of Fresh Dumbledore out there that you could listen to. That there was also an album of Snape’s black metal band. Even Warner Brothers got wind of it and threatened to sue.

one woman in Germany redefined Harry Potter for countless people for years, and none of you even know.

the memory of it is burnt into my brain and I cannot escape. 

[official-german-schulsystem]

why bAD THIS IS PROOF OF OUR RICH CULTURE

[derpycats]

Dixie and her babies.

Socks!!!  I got some socks!!!

Check out my wildly popular blog!

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was at work today helping out a cute plus sized girl find a dress for the club and I found a nice floral off the shoulder one. She tries it on and I can see how excited she is. She was gushing over how she’d never worn anything like this because she was insecure over her arms and shoulders. She looked so beautiful and me and my coworker even gave her hair and makeup tips. It was such a cute moment… And then…ugh. So her boyfriend comes in and says “Sarah, you’re gonna look like my grandmas couch if you wear that. You need something that’ll cover up your fat arms.” Just like that, the light in her eyes went out and her face kinda deflated. She said “you’re right…I’ll just wear a blouse and a cardigan like I always do.” I said “no, you looked fine in the dress. It was beautiful!” And she said “no…I should’ve known better. I’m fat. I’m trying hard to lose the weight but…” And her voice trailed off and I tell you my heart broke. She was so happy in the dress until her asshole boyfriend crushed it. Like goddamn just let big girls be great 😢

[bgtiddy]

30 minutes into hunting and chill and he give you this look

[imagineyourhistoricalfigure]

Imagine your favorite historical figure falling asleep in an important meeting

[schoethe]

[stolentweets]

[ladybjackson-deactivated2018082]

Both are gold

[adulthoodisokay]

getchu a dude who can do both

[liftedandgiftedd]

lmao me

[hanecdote]

I spent about 15 hours stitching this feminist art meme 😂

[shia-labeoufering]

finally, a handmade meme