oh boy

ohboyohboyohboy

[shirtlessduck]

bitch is getting brighter !!

[shirtlessduck]

double rainbow !!

it's a s i g n

[shirtlessduck]

27.08.2020, 03:34 am

They say time heals all wounds, but it also solidifies your scars and blemishes, making them permanent.

[shirtlessduck]

might not wanna stare at this one for too long

[myrrhdotcom]

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

[shirtlessduck]

5 am

[shirtlessduck]

💫 girl in red - 4am 💫

[shirtlessduck]

Ražotājs : Griķija

[shirtlessduck]

[lobotomizedskull]

[shirtlessduck]

Today it is August 2nd. I've been awake since the morning of July 31st. I have ascended several planes of existence. God help me.

[guy-eating-cereal]

New Picrew tagging thing!

Make yourself with this adorable picrew: https://picrew.me/image_maker/400146 and idk tag people if you want

@bisexualcrisana​ @weatherbourne​ @achilles-was-better-than-u​

[achilles-was-better-than-u]

Ty for the tag!!!

@courfeyracs-swordcane @courferre-stan @wisegirlsmartass @timburtonknewmyoceans

[courferre-stan]

Thanketh for the tag.

@twink-with-an-agenda @funky-lil-dude @les-mis-meme-team

[funky-lil-dude]

AHHH @courferre-stan​ YOURS IS SO CUTE

uhhhh @wild-oats-and-cornflowers​, @cou-fey-rac​, @enjol-rad​ and @ladswithflags​

[cou-fey-rac]

Ahhh! It’s so cute!!!

@benrey–feetman​ @lordofthebookthieves​ @we-the-gays​ @howmuchchildrens​ @luckysheikah​ @anyone else who wants toooo!!! :D

[antique-ro-man]

I look so evil here, but this is pretty much what I look like, though with a little less hair.

@gender-fuck​, @sittin-back-on-an-empire​, @driedupsquid​, @reddieformileven​, @the-mad-prince-of-denmark​

[gender-fuhk-deactivated20201221]

thanks for the tag!!! :D

tagging: @spiderway95​ @wildeyed-j0kers​ @drumstick-bitch​ @enbyincrisis​

[enbyincrisis]

Thank you @gender-fuck​ and @sittin-back-on-an-empire​ for tagging me!!

Tagging: @queer–destroya​ @scoutisahuman​ @justsomebandomtrash​ @spiderway95​ @demolition-platonic-buddies​ and anyone else who wants to!!

[punchlinetothejoke-deactivated2]

@mymyfangirlsidedontlie​ @anmcrtist​ @cashmereorkashmir​ @kittenwithaquirk​ @cocky-little-sonuva​

[mymyfangirlsidedontlie]

Thanks for the tag!!! <3

@genderfluidturtle​ @cocky-little-sonuva​ @the-last-purple-dragon​ @anyone else who wants to!!!!!

[dinosaurs-last-day]

oh i love this one. it’s so cute!

tagging: @panickedpansexualpanda​ @jadeviridi78​ @angels-to-ashes​ and anyone else who wants to do it

[fiveteeth-deactivated20240408]

YAY thanks turtle!!💛

taggity tig tags @laughuntilourribsgettough @moonlight-breeze-44 @catdragonunicorn @butterflieseverywhere @bisexual-emo-nightmare @a-bisaster @hotmessnodyess @exterminatorafterisnotok @capitalism-is-a-disease @ohnoimfangirlingagain

[ohnoimfangirlingagain-deactivat]

Thanks for the tag!

@justaconfusedqueerkid​ @that-bi-bliophile​ @dreamingkc​ @one-threesevenths​ @elektrashocktherapy​ @gayscooter11​ @ava-the-cado​ @aliviaab​ @unconsciouscelestial​ @melanycarryonfan​ @thatqueerchoirkid​ and anyone else who wants to!

[ohboy-herewegoagain]

thank you for tagging me @ohnoimfangirlingagain​!!

i’ll tag @anmcrtist​ @adultkiddo​ @awkwardthings6​ @awkwardemodnptrashofasgard​ @ava-the-cado​ @apiscestravelbook​ @all-bi-myself-again​ @aceisonfire42​ @sicklythiasus​ @shy-cliche-geek​ @sleepy-sphinx​ @sleepparalysis-demon​ @sugaronmyeggies​ @superwholockianpanic​ @sittin-back-on-an-empire​ @silence-of-eden​ @sociallyawkwardfirefly​ @solangeloexpert​ @snekboijanus​ @smileyzs​ @smol-lightning-bug​ @definitely-a-living-human​ @demoniccheese83​ @decker-dynamite​ and anyone else who wants to do this!

[thatonend]

anyone ^^

[joyfultimetravelbanana]

@daughterofapollo123​ @my-names-ro​ @choasallover​ @greengoodwillpurse​ @fdarby4​ @quiet-thankyou​ 

@ anyone 

[eater-of-g3nders]

@xx-saving-the-galaxy-xx​ @dreamsbydaylight​ @joymutantz​ @ghostbreadd​

(yall are literally my only mutuals on here besides moonlight lol)

@ anyone

[nickaroo]

AHHHHHHH SO CUTE!

@simpgameplays @lady-raziel

@ anyone

[simpgameplays-deactivated202010]

this is so cute! 🥺

@ anyone

[tiny-crecher]

Never done one of these since I’ve had my short hair I’m used to sorting through the various longer hair styles just to find that nothing fits quite right.

@unus-artus @johanna7290 @if-i-had-a-spoon @marisachiara @parental-tendencies @aloeveraspeaks

[shirtlessduck]

10 minutes of my life well-spent

[shirtlessduck]

another skull I'm adding to my collection! i think it used to belong to a cat or lynx, judging by the skull length being only 10 cm it could be a cat, but the bigger-than-cat fangs and the fact that it was found in the forest suggests a lynx, so i really don't know.

[holdoncallfailed]

gays are like: i go to the art museum. i look at a painting. i contemplate the irreconcilable loneliness at the very core of my existence. i look at another painting.

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[pisss-offf-ghostt]

This fucking site…

[transxfiles]

*trying to choose whether to articulate my weird thoughts on tumblr, discord, or in a cryptic text message to a friend* who will i curse with my presence this evening?

[jeffreycombs]

Octavius + Jedediah in Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014)