[cutiepiebaeboo-deactivated20190]

[queenlohaanda]

my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

[surreal--memes]

[gardengnosticator-deactivated20]

[powerburial]

how to get a guy to smell your knee

[tonyzaret]

[weedass]

[abandonedprogram]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

hickory dickory dock…the penis fucking cock

[finalfantasyvii]

[badassdemonsword]

[valtsv]

first date take her to the evil building

[energyprison]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[heedra]

all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”

[fuckaspunk]

[autisticexpression]

[deputy-ajay-ghale]

[thefrenchdadarchive-deactivated]

[pitbolshevik]

im at your military wife's house reading all of your 6 year old son's zoobooks