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đRelationship Strengthening Spell Bottle
I made this personally for my relationship to strengthen the bond, but feel free to use for your relationship as well as any friendships!
âšWhat youâll needâš
Sugar: To sweeten the relationship and decrease the number of sour moments.
Cinnamon: To draw in love and happiness
Dried Rose Petals: For love and passion
Parsley: To increase the strength and passion of the bond.
Dried Babyâs Breath: For everlasting love!
Side note: I recommend putting in the cinnamon first as it is a finer substance than sugar.
Bottled some left over ingredients for future spell bottles, featuring my succulent. (His name is Succi)đż
Samhain will be here before you know it. Sometimes referred to as âThe Witches New Yearâ it is, not only a time thatâs believed to be when the veil between our world and the afterlife is at itâs thinnest, but also a time to reflect on the past year and look to the future.
Let this spread be a guide as you prepare yourself for the cold and dark months ahead.Â
Card 1 : Your Past
This card represents all youâve learned and experience this past year (since last Samhain). Let this be a reminder to you of how far youâve come.
Card 2 : Your Future Love Life
Will you have one? Is it important? What should you be focusing on in your relationship in the new year? These are all questions that this card can answer for you.
Card 3 :Your Future Work
This card will represent your career for the coming new year. Whether this be to help you figure out any doubts you have about a new career path or promotion, or if how you can better improve your current work ethic / attitude. Let this card help you figure out where youâre trying to head [in your career] in the new year.
Card 4 : Your Present
What are you still dealing with right now? This card will help you better understand where youâre at in this moment so that youâll better understand how to get to where you want to be.
Card 5 : Your Future Self
Let this card be a guide for your coming new year. Allow it to represent where you need to be in the future, as far as self and self-love goes.
**feel free to print this out and add it to your tarot journal, BoS, Grimoire or whatever sort of notebook system you use**
thereâs no one else iâd rather see the world with
I wish I could give you all the stars in the sky.
I wish I could give you all the sunshine in the day.
I hope we think of each other at the same time.
Even when youâre not around, I catch myself thinking about you more than anything else.
My students are up to something. They keep coming up to me and handing me pieces of fruit, and when I ask why, they just smile cryptically and say, âDonât worry about it.â
Like, the apples I get. Thatâs a teacherly thing to give. But one of them just straight up handed me a grape.
I took a sick day today and sent an email to the first girl to hand me a piece of fruit, asking if I could have an explanation now.
Her response was to send me this meme:
That clarifies exactly nothing, thanks.
Walked into school today to an email from her saying: âThereâs more to come, hope it doesnât leave you *sour* (youâll get that later).â
Ominous.
Just before my first class of the day, one of my students came floating in, a black cloak billowing behind her, hood pulled low over her eyes.
âAn offering,â she said, handing me a plain white bag with a green ribbon.
Inside is this:
Life gave me a plastic lemon.
WE HAVE AN ANSWER!
Apparently this was the result of a number of my students playing Truth or Dare at a birthday party. Iâm not sure which one of them came up with âI dare you to confuse Magistra by handing her a piece of fruit without explanationâ, but I 100% approve of any thought process that ends with me getting free food.
That was wild until the finish.
Itâs been years and I still blush when you call me beautiful
if a girl sends u saucy pics u gotta lose ur shit and act like u never seen a titty before its jus etiquette
Youâre the sun to my sunflower; Iâll always follow you.
me: im not horny someone: literally any pet name me: oh fuck
laughing during sex is really cute
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You ever get so horny you canât think clearly