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“I’m just like, not a vampire person...like I’m not down with vampires.”

“My truest self is lying down. Why would anyone ever want to be vertical?”

“Pretty people don’t have to work for anything, so they never learn...thank GOD we’re ugly.”

After someone on the street compliments her on her shirt...

“Sometimes I feel like I’m a beacon of hope for people.”

"All I do is wash my clothes and answer emails. One day, I will die and that will have been my life. Laundry and emails."

#pippi #laundry

“I’m in crisis over the fact that I’m not freaking out more.”

“This is really my favorite thing to do though. Just sit in my pajamas and listen to music and be absurd.”

“I’m up all night ‘til the sun, I’m up all night to PET PUPPIES”

"I apologize to myself for my bad behavior."

#apology #adele

“How do you fix a broken toe? I guess you just have to let it find its way back to itself...”

On vacation in Peru with Carolina last summer

Every single Brit we met: Ohhhh how lovely! What a nice holiday! Here we are hiking through the jungle/on an island made of reeds in the middle of a lake/on the side of a mountain/at a tiny village restaurant. It's so peaceful, so tranquil, so removed from the rest of the world, so brilliant. So nice to get away from the hustle and bustle and all the madness back in the UK, oh what a lovely break.

Carolina: (STOMPS OVER) HI EVERYONE ARE YOU FROM ENGLAND MY NAME IS CAROLINE SOOOOOOO HOW DO YOU GUYS FEEL ABOUT BREXIT!?!??!

Brits: Bloody hell.

“Ugh, online dating is so hard! I have one girl managing my OKCupid profile and one girl checking my Bumble! It's just so much WORK.”