snee snaw brother jesus

don’t touch me

[shitfacedfoops]

going to start a gofundme so my gf can become a full time spoiled house husband

[shitfacedfoops]

the hey mamas hey mama’d

[shitfacedfoops]

lesbianism is like,,,,,, i love feeling genuine connection and attraction. i would also like to experience dopamine again in the future

[shitfacedfoops]

constantly ping ponging between ‘am i asexual’ and ‘am i medically hypersexual’

[shitfacedfoops]

so apparently people aren’t just being silly goofy when they shit themselves out of fear

[shitfacedfoops]

thinking back to when i was showing this girl my ex and she went ‘mid’ and i was so shocked that i kissed her

[shitfacedfoops]

browsing porn, saw the frozone tag. might be asexual

[sahind]

Daniel Craig as Ian Fleming’s James Bond 007 in…

[caernua]

”I’ll fight you!” “If you insist.”

[ilikedetectives]

Eivor

[ilikedetectives]

Hjarta

[kellysketches]

I have never played a Resident Evil

[shitfacedfoops]

i’d climb a mountain of steaming shit just for a kiss from you babey

[shitfacedfoops]

the separation of church and state is comparable to the decision to separate poop from our daily lives

[shitfacedfoops]

what do you do when you’re being fingered do you just sit there?? do you make eye contact??

[shitfacedfoops]

doormat gang rise up!! you know who you are

[shitfacedfoops]

nothing is ok!! thanks for tuning in