ok I know everyoneâs considered Ryland grace wearing an âI put the ace in spaceâ t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt
I had to draw this
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
almost home
noise dept.
Jules of Nature
hello vonnie

Discoholic đȘ©
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Peter Solarz
Today's Document
cherry valley forever
Xuebing Du

shark vs the universe
Not today Justin
tumblr dot com

Andulka

blake kathryn

Love Begins

tannertan36

Product Placement
$LAYYYTER

seen from Malaysia
seen from Sweden

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Germany

seen from South Korea

seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from United Arab Emirates

seen from Australia

seen from United States

seen from TĂŒrkiye
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Malaysia

seen from Indonesia
@shitididnthaveablogfor
ok I know everyoneâs considered Ryland grace wearing an âI put the ace in spaceâ t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt
I had to draw this
i love this part so much theyre so stupid . look at them
They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.
inspired by @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts
WHY HAVE I SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT HOW THE GRACE SCULPTURE LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE DUDE FROM THIS MEME
THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT UPON SEEING IT IN THE MOVIE
I had to xD
WIP of the pebbles visiting their Uncle Grace
Gifts for the Savior of Erid! (one of them, at least. Rocky got a lot of new jewelry, too) <3
Original post by @morallygrayautisticscientist here, this post was so funny I decided to draw it lol.
Panel by panel below:
Rocky was going to say "fans of PHM" but Grace panicked! đłïžâđ
BONUS PANEL
my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like âim gonna ruin this pussyâ âim gonna wreck this pussy for anyone elseâ like stop.. thats not yoursâŠ!
âImma destroy that pussyâ my friend đ
sorry
I feel so many feelings about Rocky during the first contact. He wants to connect SO BADLY. Do Eridians have horror stories about scary aliens? If they do, Rocky doesn't care. He wants this alien to be friendly. He does everything he can to accommodate. Here, a little gift I'm sending your way at the speed you're comfortable with. Please be there. Here, the next gift is going right into your airlock so that it's easier for you to catch. Please don't fly away. You made a strange gesture with your limb, I'll make my robot make that gesture back. Please belive that I'm friendly. Here's a tunnel to connect us, I'll make sure you can breathe in it. Please come meet me. I'll let you choose the material for the wall separating us; I'll rebuild the whole wall if it makes you more comfortable, no trouble, just please let's talk. You're all alone on your ship, I can hear it, please come sleep here where I can watch you, it's unsafe for you to be alone. I'm alone and scared, it's been 46 years since I felt safe while sleeping, please please please watch me sleep too. I'm very vulnerable when I sleep and I trust that you won't use it against me. I want to visit your ship, am allowed, question? I'm moving in with you. Let's save the stars.
needy little rock
Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick
Dude come on
since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet
Eridians have a full name that they introduce themselves with and use formally, and itâs very long because it includes details like their occupation, role in society, and their lineage. And, once Grace is on Erid, itâs decided by Rocky and the Eridian officials that Grace needs a full Eridian name, because itâs odd to just call him Grace in certain situations. It is easy to figure out part of his new full name, adding in teacher and savior of the stars, but the lineage bit is a little tricky. Grace was never particularly close to his parents so that doesnât feel right, and he doesnât feel like attempting to translate their names into Eridian. In the end, for that section, he just adopts parts of Rockyâs and Adrianâs names because thatâs really his new family.
On his first excursion out of his biodome and through Erid (because of course they made him his own xenonite suit) with Rocky and Adrian, they get approached by many other Eridians who have heard of Grace. They coo some and praise the human, and add a congratulations to Rocky and Adrian at the end. It takes this happening a few times before Grace picks out the Eridian word for baby or child in the congratulations, and heâs ECSTATIC, making the assumption that his friends must be having a baby. Of course, he has some questions like âWhy didnât you tell me sooner?â and âWhy does everyone know but me?â and âWhen will they be here?â and âActually, how do Eridians reproduce?â. During his barrage of questions, Rocky and Adrian are speaking to each other in low tones, trying to figure out the best way to tell Grace that the name he uses for introductions and official matters translates to Grace, Child of Rocky and Adrian, Teacher and Savior of the Stars.
The other Eridians figure that thirty Earth years and then some is awfully young to tragically no longer have parents, and itâs very kind of Rocky and Adrian to take in a child of an alien species and raise it as their own. Especially since Earthlings donât seem to take good care of their young, sending them into space.
Rocky and Adrian: Weâre adopting!
Grace: Thatâs amazing! So whoâs the lucky little pebble?
Rocky, showing him the Eridian equivalent of adoption papers: You.
Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:
âGrace says he would like half of dome to be water.â
âOh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?â
Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. âNo. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.â
âTell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.â
âNo. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.â
âWHY QUESTION???â
To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.
âGrace want this liquid for celebration.â
âOf course.â They scan it. âYou have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.â
âYes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.â
âWHY QUESTION?????â
Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.
Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.
Only here the fish
can talk and keeps asking you
to make it vodka.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
whatever go my little rainbow weird kid rock