Sh!t Linguists Say

Blunders in language-study, writings, and fandoms brought to you by Parley's Human

[thewritingrealm]

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

[superhelldeactivated]

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

[televisionenjoyer]

I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.

[shitlinguistssay]

what if instead of the next chapter of my wip I start a 10th spinoff one shot that I won't be able to post until the main fic is complete?

[invaderxan]

[piranesies]

if you unfollow me can you let me know what the last straw was I won't improve I just wanna know

[tsaescii]

how it feels spending money on something i wanted

[kiisaes]

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

[marzipanandminutiae]

Peas,

[notsotinyblob]

We don't need a coupon. We're the government.

[shitlinguistssay]

Chapter 10 of wasn't born a safe ship is up!

Read it here

Summary:

“Your kindness is wasted on Trafalgar,” Violet told her.

“Ask him how I know it,” she said finally, and Violet wore many masks but there was nothing disguising the bitterness in her voice. “Ask him what happens when someone trusts him.” And the pressed-white line of her mouth curved into something that could only be called a smile by stretching the truth to its breaking point. “Maybe he’ll even tell you the truth.”

[brainstreams]

[shitlinguistssay]

Chapter 10 of wasn't born a safe ship is up!

Read it here

Summary:

“Your kindness is wasted on Trafalgar,” Violet told her.

“Ask him how I know it,” she said finally, and Violet wore many masks but there was nothing disguising the bitterness in her voice. “Ask him what happens when someone trusts him.” And the pressed-white line of her mouth curved into something that could only be called a smile by stretching the truth to its breaking point. “Maybe he’ll even tell you the truth.”

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[ooppo]

[shitlinguistssay]

worst writing feeling: realizing you intended to post on a specific date and the calendar kept moving without you so now you have to move.

worst worst feeling: realizing in editing together to cohesive draft that you can't realistically include the line that's a throwaway to a future one shot you're planning

worst worst worst writing feeling: realizing you forgot to finish responding to the comments on the last chapter T.T

[artofoverflowing]

hey I just watched the finale of avatar for the first time and I sobbed so hysterically at it my fitbit started vibrating violently to tell me that I was burning calories. I’m 17 years old.

[muffinlance]

the kids are all right

[artofoverflowing]

no I’m not man I’m still sobbing

[mixedindy]

Artist: Phaedra Peer

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[pukicho]

Please stay

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away