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Incredibly ominous message to get from my teacher friend ( @shitmystudentssayanddo )

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But it worked

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DID I ACCIDENTALLY START A TREND TWO SCHOOL-YEARS AGO?? @plaguedocboi

#bad and naughty children get the big goose #student #weird ass behavior #teacher #the silly goose of the room

Abject horror has a new meaning for me. It’s a 9th grade boy handing me a tampon applicator while we are outside on a playground. I am NEVER blindly accepting something from a student again.

#student #weird ass behavior #why #teacher #for the love of god #weirdcore #gross #apparently they found a new tampon and girls took it upon themselves to educate the boys. they were horrified.#we were outside wtf is life

I was called a lazy bitch during a biology class today. Working in an alternative school, this is not unusual, but also not all that frequent for me. The kid that said it mostly just runs his mouth or sleeps. He’s not “bad bad”.

Now my “bad bad” kids defended me(which surprised me): “Ms S is not a bitch! Sometimes a dickhead, but not a bitch!”

I’ll allow it.

#insults #student #teacher #protective

At 8:08 in the morning, one of my students told me why he ran out of his ex’s house on day over spring break.

Apparently, his phone was on her bed, and she called it for some reason. She saw his…creative name for her on his phone. It was “Sloppenheimer” implying exactly what you think.

Student was only in the room for less than 5 minutes before he spilled all that.

#why #student #weird ass behavior #my brother in christ #for the love of god #too comfortable with the teacher

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The silly goose is finished this school year. Let’s dissect his cult following

Found a ballot in the bathroom asking “is the silly goose a boy or a girl”.

He guards the febreze because middle school smells.

He is holding “indoor snowballs” because if a student is being excessively distracting, they are notified via snowball or crochet Elmo head.

He guards graded papers that needed returned.

He received a heart made of gum wrapper.

Wears a crown I was given on Valentine’s Day, which has an earring stabbed into the top spike. No one claimed the earring.

Smarties were in the crown.

Little owl planter in the background lurking that one of my students gave me.

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The first giant stuffed animal in my room, for reference

#weird ass behavior #the silly goose of the room #i made students apologized to him if they did something absurd.#why

I was not the one to bring a giant stuffed animal to my classroom, this time.

#student #weirdcore #weird ass behavior #special education

First day of teaching 2026

1. Kid came in smelling like horrific. The smell lingered even after he’d walk by. The nature of the school and the demographics it serves means there are showers on site. He refused. A staff member literally threw up after being near him.

2. Ended up seeing that kids LITERAL BUTTCHEEKS because his pants were falling down. Apparently was going commando in jeans.

3. My girl and her boy from the other room broke up. We have combined rosters. Gym class was super awkward

4. My other girl was yammering on about getting back to her ex, while she has a significant other.

5. One of my kids came in with a home done tattoo for his late grandpa. It looks good as you’d expect.

6. One kid came in high off his butt.

7. Same kid told me his ex had a miscarriage that may have been his

8. Same kid is dumping a nice girl for said gross ex that he cried over like3 months ago

9. The math teacher was out so I had to teach algebra

This was all before noon

#student #why #im tired #tattoos #dating #i regrettably know gen alpha slang because i teach them

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New school orientation, equine therapist showing the barn and explaining nervous systems and boundaries: We are just in charge of our little meatbags.

We are meatbags.

New school: special education with behaviors

One of my students behaves alright (minus swearing and lack of impulse control) but the dude is always yapping. Constantly. All the time. No matter what.

He just happens to sit next to my desk. Rather than call him out, I whisper things like “shush yer face” and things like that. He always smiles and is quiet for like 30 seconds.

Said kid was the only student near my desk today because of absences. Another part of the room was getting heated, so the aide in the room told them to “let it go”. On impulse, I whisper-sang “let it go”. Only that kid heard it. He slowly turns, while trying to deadpan me, but failing because he’s smiling, and said, “dawg there’s no way you just did that.” I am new at this school and have the rep of being more soft spoken (for now). I replied, “go ahead. Tell them. They won’t believe you.” And bro was gagged😂

#student #let it go #hahaha #got em #teacher

My new students talk incredible amount of shit. Told a kid he is an “equal opportunity hater” and he relied “brooooooo exactly”

#student #teacher #haters